60 Stretching Statements: Yoga Puns to Keep You Limber

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Get ready to stretch your smile muscles along with your body, because we have compiled 60 hilarious yoga puns that will have you laughing in no time. Perfect for lightening up your practice or sharing a giggle with your yoga buddies, these puns are guaranteed to bring joy and laughter to your day.

Stretch Your Humor

  1. Let’s namaslay this class.
  2. I’m just here for the savasana.
  3. Yoga pants: because jeans are stiff competition.
  4. Yoga me at hello.
  5. This pose is a stretch, but I’ll try.
  6. Warrior-ing is my cardio.
  7. I’ve got 99 problems, but a bench ain’t one.
  8. Balancing my chi and my cheese intake.
  9. Bend it like Beckham? More like bend it in bikram!
  10. Yoga teachers are flex-perts.

Flex-plore Your Inner Peace

  1. Karma‘s in a good mood today.
  2. Inhale tacos, exhale negativity.
  3. Finding my inner peace and outer piece of cake.
  4. Yoga: helping me leaf my worries behind.
  5. Tree posing to avoid real responsibilities.
  6. Downward dog or upward cat? Confused yogis wanna know.
  7. Stretching the truth in yoga class.
  8. My yoga mat is my magic carpet.
  9. Twist and shout – that’s what yoga’s all about.
  10. Flowing through life like a well-executed vinyasa.

Asana in the Hole

  1. Breathe in courage, breathe out fear, and fart… because, well, yoga.
  2. When I do yoga, I feel like a well-oiled machine.
  3. Yogis do it better on their mats.
  4. Chair pose is just a fancy way to sit down.
  5. Crow pose: pretending I’m a bird to avoid adulting.
  6. Splits are just advanced floor appreciation.
  7. Let’s get downward dog dirty.
  8. Find your center – or at least your car keys.
  9. Plank you very much for this yoga class.
  10. Every time I try to touch my toes, I feel like we’re in a long-distance relationship.

Poses and Paws

  1. Puppy pose for those who can’t adult.
  2. My cat‘s favorite yoga pose is the nap.
  3. Cobra pose, because sometimes hiss-terical.
  4. The only triangle I was ever interested in was the slice of pizza.
  5. Eagle pose: because my legs weren’t confused enough.
  6. Fish pose – it’s ofishally my least favorite.
  7. Mountain pose reminds me I’m a molehill.
  8. Camel pose: for those days when you’re really parched.
  9. No need to lion pose; yoga makes me roar with confidence.
  10. Dolphin pose for when life feels fin-tastic.

Yogi Bear and Friends

  1. Yogi tea is bearable, but yogi beer is unbeerable.
  2. In yoga, we don’t bear burdens, we bear poses.
  3. Boo-Boo, I’ve found the picnic basket…in savasana.
  4. Bare necessities include yoga mats and bear hugs.
  5. Bear with me while I attempt this pose.
  6. Yoga: It’s not all pic-a-nic baskets and easy poses.
  7. Don’t be a bear with a sore head, try yoga.
  8. When the yoga is just right, and you feel bear-y good.
  9. Yogi Bear might steal picnic baskets, but yoga stole my heart.
  10. Finding the bare essentials for a happy life in yoga.

Zen and the Art of Pun-tenance

  1. Zending you positive vibes from my mat.
  2. It takes more muscles to frown than to zen.
  3. My favorite yoga gear brand? Zender Armour.
  4. Zen out or blend out, there’s no in-between.
  5. Zen in the streets, chaos in the sheets.
  6. Not all who wander are lost; some are just in a zen garden.
  7. Achieving zen is less about enlightenment and more about lightening up.
  8. Keep calm and carry on? More like keep calm and carry om.
  9. The path to enlightenment is paved with good intentions and occasional inventions.
  10. Remember, it’s not about touching your toes, it’s about what you learn on the way down.