{"id":17254,"date":"2024-03-20T19:20:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-20T19:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stuffontheinternet.com\/?p=17254"},"modified":"2024-03-20T19:20:00","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T19:20:00","slug":"dental-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stuffontheinternet.com\/dental-puns\/","title":{"rendered":"40 Tooth-Tickling Dental Puns to Make You Smile Wide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Get ready to show those pearly whites with laughter, as we dive into 40 hilarious dental puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone. From toothy grins to brace-faced giggles, there&#8217;s a pun for everyone to sink their teeth into.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"toc_container\" class=\"no_bullets\"><p class=\"toc_title\">Contents<\/p><ul class=\"toc_list\"><li><a href=\"#Bite_Into_Laughter_Dental_Jokes\">Bite Into Laughter: Dental Jokes<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Flossophy_Puns_to_Make_You_Smile\">Flossophy: Puns to Make You Smile<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Extracting_Humor_Dental_Wordplay\">Extracting Humor: Dental Wordplay<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Clean_Mouths_Hilarious_Hygiene_Puns\">Clean Mouths: Hilarious Hygiene Puns<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/div>\n<h2><span id=\"Bite_Into_Laughter_Dental_Jokes\"><strong>Bite<\/strong> Into Laughter: Dental Jokes<\/span><\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li>Why did the tooth go to therapy? It had <strong>root<\/strong> issues.<\/li>\n<li>What does a dentist call an astronaut&#8217;s cavity? A <strong>black hole<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>Why was the toothbrush always lost? It never found the <strong>root<\/strong> of the problem.<\/li>\n<li>How do you fix a broken tooth? With <strong>toothpaste<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>What did the molar say to the incisor? &#8220;Brace yourself!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Why did the tooth get a medal? It was <strong>outstanding<\/strong> in its field.<\/li>\n<li>How do teeth stay in touch? By <strong>Bluetooth<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t teeth like secrets? They always get <strong>brushed<\/strong> off.<\/li>\n<li>Why did the dentist break up with the tooth? It was too <strong>cavity<\/strong>-hearted.<\/li>\n<li>Why did the toothache go to the party? To get <strong>crowned<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h2><span id=\"Flossophy_Puns_to_Make_You_Smile\"><strong>Flossophy<\/strong>: Puns to Make You Smile<\/span><\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li>Why did the dentist become a detective? To get to the <strong>root<\/strong> of every case.<\/li>\n<li>What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A <strong>molar<\/strong> bear.<\/li>\n<li>What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? &#8220;Fill me in when you get back!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Why was the dentist in the band? He knew how to <strong>brace<\/strong> himself.<\/li>\n<li>What kind of grades did the dentist get? <strong>Crown<\/strong>ing achievements.<\/li>\n<li>What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? <strong>Braces<\/strong> himself.<\/li>\n<li>Why do dentists like potatoes? They\u2019re <strong>root<\/strong> vegetables.<\/li>\n<li>What did the dentist say to the computer? This won&#8217;t <strong>byte<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>How do dentists organize a party? They <strong>brush<\/strong> up on their planning skills.<\/li>\n<li>Why was the tooth fairy broke? She had a bad <strong>floss<\/strong> rate.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h2><span id=\"Extracting_Humor_Dental_Wordplay\"><strong>Extracting<\/strong> Humor: Dental Wordplay<\/span><\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li>What do you call a dentist&#8217;s X-ray? Tooth <strong>pics<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>Why did the dentist go to art school? To improve his <strong>crown<\/strong>-work.<\/li>\n<li>What keeps the dentist away? A <strong>cavity<\/strong> a day.<\/li>\n<li>Why did the teacher bring the tooth to class? For <strong>show and molar<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>Why did the dentist become a pilot? To get to the <strong>root<\/strong> of the sky.<\/li>\n<li>What did the dentist give to his girlfriend? A <strong>brush<\/strong> of love.<\/li>\n<li>Why do dentists make good surfers? They know all about the <strong>crowning<\/strong> waves.<\/li>\n<li>Why was the tooth sad on Halloween? It didn\u2019t have the <strong>guts<\/strong> to trick or treat.<\/li>\n<li>What do you call dental advice? <strong>Flossophy<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>Why do dentists like classical music? Because of its <strong>bracing<\/strong> compositions.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h2><span id=\"Clean_Mouths_Hilarious_Hygiene_Puns\">Clean <strong>Mouths<\/strong>: Hilarious Hygiene Puns<\/span><\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li>Why did the dentist make a poor date? All he talked about was <strong>gums<\/strong> and <strong>molars<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>What do you call a dentist in the army? A <strong>drill<\/strong> sergeant.<\/li>\n<li>Why are teeth bad at keeping secrets? They tend to <strong>fill<\/strong> it out.<\/li>\n<li>What does a dentist do during an earthquake? He braces himself.<\/li>\n<li>Why was the toothbrush anxious? It always had brush-offs.<\/li>\n<li>What did the tooth say after getting a filling? &#8220;I feel <strong>fill-tastic<\/strong>!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Why did the tooth take a nap? It needed to <strong>rest<\/strong>ore its strength.<\/li>\n<li>How do dentists decorate their office? With <strong>plaque<\/strong>s.<\/li>\n<li>What do dentists call their x-rays? <strong>Bitewings<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>Why are teeth so tough? 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