46 Swoon-Worthy Wedding Puns for Endless I Do’s

Get ready to tie the knot with laughter as we present 46 hilarious wedding puns that will have you and your guests in stitches. From quirky vows to funny toast ideas, this collection is the perfect way to add a lighthearted touch to any wedding celebration.

Pre-Wedding Jitters

1. Marry me, will you?
2. I’m getting cold feet; maybe I should have soled out for a beach wedding.
3. I’ve got a hunch she’s the one – back problems from the proposal and all.
4. He stole her heart, so she’s going to steal his last name.
5. They’ve decided on a joint bank account because they’re mint to be.
6. You could say I’m falling for you, especially after tripping down the aisle during rehearsal.
7. Getting married is a big commit-mint; hopefully, they’ve mint all their requirements.
8. Ringing in the wedding season with another proposal.
9. Have you heard about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web.

The “I Do” Crew

1. The best man is having a hard time. He can’t find his suitcase.
2. Bridesmaids are like fizz – they add the extra sparkle to your day.
3. Are the bridesmaids ready? Yes, they’ve been prepping and curling in formation.
4. The groomsmen forgot their socks. Guess it’s going to be a barefoot wedding.
5. Our ring bearer is a dog because who else would carry the woofs of love?
6. Maid of Honor duties include tear wiping and fear spiking.
7. The flower girl said she’d petal her way down the aisle.
8. The wedding planner’s motto: “Let’s get this aisle in style.”

Ceremony Sayings

1. Do you take this man? “I donut know what I’d do without you.”
2. The moment I saw you walking down the aisle, I knew we meshed.
3. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
4. Our love is knot going to unravel.
5. This wedding is so beautiful, even the cake is in tiers.
6. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
7. Marriage is quite the ride – so buckle up, buttercup.
8. Vowing to always steal your covers and hog the bed.
9. We’re ringing in a new chapter.
10. They wanted a simple wedding but ended up with a blast – talk about going out with a bang.

Reception Revelries

1. They’re now married. That’s amusing – they said I had a champagne taste on a beer budget.
2. This party’s so lit the cake’s on fire.
3. They tossed the bouquet as if it was a salad.
4. The first dance was mint to be.
5. Let’s toast to the newlyweds – may they always be as bubbly as their wedding champagne.
6. That wedding cake looks good, but I’m more interested in the batter half.
7. DJ, play that beat – let’s get these two lovebirds on the dance floor.
8. This wedding reception is tacky – said no one ever about a tacky tie day.
9. The groom’s dancing is a bit stiff. Someone tell him this isn’t a board meeting.

Post-Wedding Wit

1. They were mint to be, and now they’re stuck with each other.
2. Married life is sweeter when you’re nuts about each other.
3. They’ve tied the knot… now it’s time to bind their bank accounts.
4. Marriage lets you annoy that special someone for the rest of your life.
5. The honeymoon is over when the lovebirds have to wing it back to reality.
6. They’re on a seafood diet now; when they see food, they eat it – married life perks.
7. Suite dreams to the newlyweds – may they forever be a suite match.
8. Their love story was booked; now it’s being authored.
9. Keep calm and marry on.
10. Love is in the hair; I guess that’s why the bride spent so much on her hairstyle.