Get ready to batter up your day with laughter with our collection of 110 hilarious waffle puns. These jokes are so funny, they’ll have you flipping with joy!
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Waffle Lot To Love
- Waffle we do without you?
- I waffle you a lot!
- You’ve battered my heart.
- Don’t go bacon my heart.
- I’m syrup-sed you’re so sweet.
- You’re just my butter half.
- Egg-cited for breakfast with you.
- Flipping over you.
- You batter believe it’s breakfast time.
- Feeling waffle-y cute today.
Griddle Me This
- Why did the waffle go to therapy? To address its batter issues.
- Waffling through life like…
- Got syrup? Because you’re pancake’s best friend.
- A day without waffles is like… Just kidding, I have no idea.
- Griddle me happy.
- Stack to the basics.
- Breakfast without waffles is a crêpe idea.
- Crunch time is anytime there’s waffles.
- Just another Manic Monday – need my waffle fix.
- Love at first bite.
Syrup-ly Delicious
- You’re syrup-ticiously sweet.
- Let’s stick together like syrup on waffles.
- Pour some sugar on me.
- A syrup of affection.
- Sweet syrup, you’ve stolen my heart.
- Without you, life is just a waffle without syrup.
- Syrup is the glue of breakfast.
- Drowning my sorrows in syrup and butter.
- Our love is as thick as waffle syrup.
- Sweeter than syrup on a Saturday morning.
In A Batter State
- Whisking you were here.
- In a batter state of mind.
- You batter believe I’m making waffles.
- All battered up and nowhere to go.
- You’re the reason I get batter every day.
- Life’s better with a batter attitude.
- Batter late than never.
- Batter up—it’s game time.
- Don’t let the batter boss you around.
- My heart beats for batter.
Waffling Around
- Just waffling around the house.
- Syrup-sly, we were meant to be.
- You must be jelly, ’cause jam don’t shake like that.
- Waffle out of bed and into my heart.
- Be there in a batter of minutes.
- You auto-complete me.
- Keeping it waffle.
- Never felt butter.
- Let’s not waffle about it.
- Waffle after my own heart.
Breakfast Club Puns
- You’re the toast of the town.
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Never bacon your promises.
- We go together like bacon and eggs.
- A yolk a day keeps the sadness away.
- Let’s ketchup over breakfast.
- Feeling grate. Thanks for asking.
- Omelette you finish, but…
- This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
- You had me at bacon.
Honey, I’m Comb
- Stuck on you like honey.
- Our love is as sweet as honey.
- Just beeing together.
- A honey of a time.
- You’re the bees knees at breakfast.
- Let’s not buzz around the topic.
- You make my heart buzz.
- Honey, you’re out of this world.
- Always honey for your love.
- Feasting on your sweetness.
Utterly Unforgettable
- You make my heart melt like butter.
- You’re the cream of the crop.
- You’re udderly amazing.
- Butter my heart and call me a biscuit.
- You’re the best thing since sliced bread.
- Our love is churned to perfection.
- Spread the love like butter.
- Don’t be a milk-toast.
- Our chemistry is butter than ever.
- Butter hold on tight!
Love At First Bite
- It was love at first bite.
- Every bite you take…
- You had me at “Hello, breakfast is ready.”
- Your love is more satisfying than the first bite of breakfast.
- Know what’s better than love? Breakfast.
- Bite me, I’m delicious.
- Stealing hearts and taking bites.
- Love—one bite at a time.
- Our love is a buffet, and I’m here for every bite.
- With you, every bite is a love letter.
Topping Off My Heart
- You top my heart with joy.
- Whipped cream and dream.
- Fruit for thought: you’re amazing.
- A topping of love on my morning.
- Sprinkled with love.
- Let’s nutella ’bout love.
- You make my heart melt like chocolate.
- With you, life is just peachy.
- You had me at nutella.
- Love is the best topping.
Flippin’ Love
- I’m flippin’ over you.
- Flipping out over breakfast.
- Our love does backflips.
- Just flip and be happy.
- You make my heart do flips.
- Flipping through my dreams.
- I flippin’ love you.
- Flipping over a new leaf with you.
- Keep calm and flip on.
- Love’s got me doing summersaults.