Get ready to gobble up some humor with our collection of 50 hilarious turkey puns that are sure to get you laughing. Whether you’re looking for a chuckle this Thanksgiving or just want to amuse your friends, these puns are the perfect way to lighten the mood.
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Gobbling Good Humor
- I’m stuffed after that Thanksgiving dinner, just like the turkey!
- Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
- The turkey’s football team would always gobble up the competition.
- I never tell secrets to a turkey. They always gobble them up.
- Our turkey is a math whiz, always talking about pie.
Feathered Funnies
- That turkey must be a comedian, it’s always cracking people up.
- Turkeys are always calm because they know how to wing it.
- I asked the turkey why it crossed the road. It said to prove it wasn’t chicken.
- After Thanksgiving, the turkey felt very plucked.
- The turkey musician was a master of the fowl chord.
Thanksgiving Thigh-Slappers
- What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
- Why don’t turkeys get along at dinner? Too many pecking orders.
- The turkey didn’t study for the test; it was hoping to wing it.
- Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed.
- The turkey’s favorite dessert is peach gobbler.
Wattle We Do With This Poultry Humor?
- The turkey broke up with its girlfriend because she said he was too selfish.
- Why was the turkey asked to leave the band? It couldn’t keep a beet.
- The turkey’s favorite game is beak-a-boo.
- Why did the turkey refuse to leave the house? It was roosting.
- Turkeys are poor musicians because they always hit fowl notes.
- The turkey’s favorite movie is Poultrygeist.
- Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- Turkeys are great detectives, always pecking around for clues.
- The turkey started a blog to share its peckuliar thoughts.
- Why are turkeys so good at math? They love working with pi.
Sizzling Drumstick Ditties
- The turkey said working in a butcher shop was a real baste of time.
- Why did the turkey refuse to play cards? Too many fowl players.
- The only type of music turkeys like is baste-the-beat.
- Why did the turkey join the circus? For the poultrygeists.
- The turkey’s favorite dance move is the wing-a-ding.
Baste in These Turkey Triumphs
- The turkey’s autobiography was titled “Gobble Your Heart Out”.
- Why was the turkey always broke? It kept basting its money.
- The turkey opened a restaurant called “Fowl Play”.
- Why did the turkey make a terrible quarterback? It always threw fowl balls.
- The turkey comedian was known for his side-splitting jokes.
The Feast of Jokes
- The turkey’s favorite Shakespearean play is “Much Ado About Stuffing“.
- Why did the turkey get an award? For being outstanding in its field.
- The turkey’s preferred mode of transportation? The gravy train.
- Why don’t turkeys like the summer? They’re afraid of getting roasted.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie? Document-hen-aries.
Peck-tacular Puntertainment
- Why do turkeys always say “gobble gobble”? They never learned another word.
- What did the mama turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
- What happens when you cross a turkey with a banjo? You get a bird that can pluck itself.
- Why did the turkey refuse to fight the chicken? It was chicken itself out.
- The only subject turkeys fail at school is egg-onomics.
Roasting with Laughter
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To show it wasn’t chicken.
- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
- Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To try to hatchet it.
- Turkeys are always ready for Thanksgiving because they’re born with stuffing.
- Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because it had drumsticks.