25 Rib-Tickling Train Puns to Get Your Giggles on Track

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Get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey with our collection of 25 hilarious train puns that are sure to keep you chuckling. From cheeky one-liners to pun-tastic quips, these jokes are the perfect ticket to brighten your day.

Track-ling With Laughter

  1. I met a train conductor who had a locomotive to always be on time; he couldn’t track his own puns.
  2. Why do trains hear so well? Because they have engine-ears.
  3. I tried to catch some fog earlier but I mist the train.
  4. Trains are great at playing hide and seek; they always choo-choo-choose the best hiding spots.
  5. Training wheels are so juvenile, said the arrogant locomotive.

Puns Station

  1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged on the morning train.
  2. I have a friend who’s a train head. He’s always derailed our conversations to talk about locomotives.
  3. Trains might be on the right track, but they can’t ever be late because they always follow a schedule.
  4. The small train slept like a log last night, it woke up in the fireplace.
  5. My favorite movie is about a train that has its own philosophical thoughts, it’s called the “Train of Thought.”

Express Laughs

  1. Did you hear about the train that writes its own music? It has a lot of tracks.
  2. Train puns always seem to be on the right track.
  3. Conductor: Why isn’t this train moving? Engineer: I don’t know, it seems to have a locomotive problem.
  4. A train got a job at an office, it was trained in paperwork.
  5. Why don’t trains ever get lost? Because they always follow their tracks.

Railway Rib-Ticklers

  1. All aboard the pun train, next stop: Laughs-ville.
  2. When trains get sick, they go to the docu-loco.
  3. I have a joke about a broken train, but it derails halfway through.
  4. If you listen closely, you can hear the vegetarian train coming because it goes “choo-choo-choy.”
  5. The train’s favorite type of music? Track and field.

Loco-motives of Laughter

  1. Why did the tomato turn red on the train? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  2. When the train conductor retired, he couldn’t resist making a conductor pun on his way out.
  3. We don’t serve time travelers here,” said the barista at the train caf√© yesterday.
  4. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time-consuming, especially when you’re on a fast track.
  5. “I think I have a crush on the subway,” said the awkward teenager. “Every time it leaves, my heart derails.”