40 Grin-dingly Great Tooth Puns to Make You Smile

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Are you looking for a way to make your smile even brighter with laughter? Dive into our collection of 40 hilarious tooth puns that are guaranteed to leave you grinning from ear to ear!

Brushing Up on Humor

  1. I told my dentist my teeth are going on a vacation because they needed a little brush up.
  2. My dentist is wealthy because he’s always brushing up on his investments.
  3. I can’t handle flossful thinking when it comes to dental care.
  4. My toothbrush asked me for a raise for all the extra brush hours.
  5. I had a dream my teeth were in a musical, it was a real brush with fame.

Flossophy 101

  1. Let’s floss over the details of our dental plan.
  2. I had to floss the idea of becoming a dentist; it just didn’t stick.
  3. You know, flossing daily is a strand in the fabric of dental care.
  4. My teeth told me their favorite dance is the floss; they love staying in line.
  5. Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you. It’s my personal flossophy.

Cavity Conundrums

  1. Why did the tooth get a cavity? Because it always loved sweet nothings!
  2. I went to a party at the dentist’s office; it was a total cavity search.
  3. Telling a dentist you don’t have cavities is like a breath of fresh air.
  4. My sweet tooth said it didn’t cause my cavities, but I knew it was sugarcoating the truth.
  5. Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up when you least expectorate.

Molar Musings

  1. My molar has a favorite TV show: “Crown of Thorns.”
  2. I asked my molar if it’s feeling okay. It said it’s been grinding through.
  3. Molars love coffee because it helps them stay grounded.
  4. My dentist told me I have a celebrity molar; apparently, it’s in need of a crown.
  5. Why did the molar break up with the incisor? It said it needed more space.

Orthodontist One-liners

  1. Why did the orthodontist go to art school? To improve his brace-drawing skills.
  2. My orthodontist is a stand-up guy; he always straightens me out.
  3. Orthodontists are like hallway monitors; they always want you to stay in line.
  4. Going to the orthodontist is a rite of passage; it’s like brace-ing yourself for adulthood.
  5. Orthodontists don’t like coffee; they prefer it de-calfinated.

Dental Ditties

  1. When a dentist marries a manicurist, they fight tooth and nail.
  2. My dentist’s music was so bad, even his teeth hit a nerve.
  3. My dentist retired to become a DJ. He really knows how to fill the room.
  4. Dentists always know the drill, but they also know when to cap it off.
  5. Why did the dentist become a boxing coach? He’s great at working on the uppercut.

Tooth Farewell Phrases

  1. When leaving the dentist, remember: “brush your teeth, not your dreams.”
  2. A tooth saying goodbye always waves and says, crown voyage!
  3. My wisdom tooth said it’s not goodbye, it’s just flossing paths.
  4. Don’t forget to brush up on your dental care before you floss into the sunset.
  5. Farewell, my friend, may you always find a reason to smile broadly and floss often.

Incisor Insight

  1. Incisors are the sharpest tools in the shed, they really cut to the point.
  2. My incisor went on a diet; it cuts down on everything now.
  3. Incisors love magic shows because they always look for the cutting edge.
  4. Why did the incisor become a lawyer? It loves getting to the root of the problem.
  5. Incisors are always punctual; they always arrive on the dot.