40 Juicy Tomato Puns to Ketchup With Friends

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Get ready to slice into laughter with our collection of 40 hilarious tomato puns that are ripe for the picking. Whether you’re a salad lover or a pun enthusiast, these juicy jokes are sure to ketchup to your taste!

Slice of Humor: Tomato Puns Aplenty

  1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  2. What do you call a retired tomato? A tomahto!
  3. What’s a tomato’s favorite non-fiction book? “Fifty Shades of Red.”
  4. I never knew tomatoes were so smart until one juiced itself.
  5. Why did the teenager tomato get in trouble? It had too many saucey photos.
  6. If tomatoes were boxers, they’d surely have a good punch.
  7. Did you hear about the tomato who tried stand-up comedy? He splat!
  8. What do you call a group of musical tomatoes? A salsa band.
  9. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the garden salad undressing.
  10. When tomatoes lose a race, they can’t ketchup.
  11. Why don’t tomatoes play poker in the garden? Too many leeks.
  12. What did one tomato say to the other at the start of the race? Ketchup!
  13. What do you call a lazy baby tomato? A chilli pepper.
  14. When do you know a tomato is just showing off? When it’s concentrated.
  15. Why did the tomato break up with the prune? Because it couldn’t ketchup.

Seedy Jokes: Puns for the Tomato-Hearted

  1. Why was the tomato taken to jail? It was involved in a sauce of trouble.
  2. Why are tomatoes the most Apologetic vegetables? Because they always ketchup when they fall behind.
  3. What do you get when you cross a tomato with a detective? Saucepicion.
  4. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
  5. What did the tomato say to its child before crossing the road? Ketchup!
  6. Why did the tomato join the army? It wanted to become a hardcore fighter.
  7. What happened when the tomato tried out for the hockey team? It got iced.
  8. Why do tomatoes never win at cards? Because they always turn red when they see the salad dressing.
  9. Which job is a tomato’s dream? Becoming an actor – because then they can get saucy roles.
  10. Do you know the tomato’s favorite TV channel? Anything with puree good content.
  11. How do tomatoes plead in court? No sauce.
  12. What’s a tomato’s favorite college course? History – because they love to ketchup on the past.
  13. When tomatoes gossip, it’s usually very saucy.
  14. What’s a tomato’s least favorite day of the week? Squashday.
  15. What do you call a crushed tomato? Pulp fiction.

Vine Time: Ripened Puns

  1. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
  2. Why don’t tomatoes get stressed? Because they paste themselves.
  3. What did the tomato give to its girlfriend? A peck.
  4. Tomatoes don’t like winter because they can’t bear to be frosted.
  5. If tomatoes were math teachers, they’d always add some sauce to problems.
  6. A tomato’s philosophy of life: Never get too saucy, unless it’s in a dish.
  7. What do you get when you cross a cat with a tomato? A purrpuree.
  8. What kind of sandwich can do the tango? A salsawich.
  9. Tomato debates are the best because they always ketchup on the facts.
  10. What did one tomato say to the other during a marathon? Ketchup!