55 Class-Clown Approved Teacher Puns to Brighten Your Day

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Are you ready to laugh out loud and appreciate the witty world of education? Dive into these 55 hilarious teacher puns that promise to tickle your funny bone and bring a smile to any educator’s day.

Class-ic Comedy

  1. To the math teacher who had to retire, we calculated it was the sum time to go.
  2. The physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he pushed me off the roof.
  3. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
  4. History teachers always date back to the past.
  5. The English teacher went to jail for overusing commas. It was a sentence problem.
  6. Biology teachers are always at their cells.
  7. Geography teachers always know where it’s at.
  8. Chemistry teachers have all the solutions.
  9. The music teacher got arrested because he got into treble.
  10. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

Pun-ctuation and Grammar Groans

  1. An English teacher’s favorite cereal? Syno-grahams.
  2. Why do punctuation marks always break up? Because they can’t agree on a pause.
  3. Why was the English teacher so calm? She had a lot of patience/patients.
  4. What did the student say to his English teacher after the kidnapping? “Can we please skip the lesson on kidnapping?”
  5. How does a poet say goodbye? “Rhyme not sure, but I’ll see verse later.”

Math-sterious Laughs

  1. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone.
  2. I asked my math teacher to call me average. It’s a mean thing to ask, I guess.
  3. Why was the math book depressed? It had too many problems.
  4. Why don’t you talk to circles? Because there’s no point.
  5. What do you call friends who love math? Alge-bros.

Science Sillies

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  2. What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.
  3. The tectonic plates broke up because it wasn’t her fault.
  4. Neutrons are free of charge, which is shocking.
  5. Why are biologists great at parties? They bring their own culture.

Language Arts Laughter

  1. Why did the comma break up with the sentence? It needed more space.
  2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  3. Why do writers always feel cold? Because they’re surrounded by drafts.
  4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
  5. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up two pants.

Music Mirth

  1. What’s a piano’s favorite movie? The Sound of Music.
  2. Why did the music teacher go to jail? For noting too much.
  3. Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? He was Baroque.
  4. What makes songs but never sings? A notebook.
  5. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.

Physical Ed-Puns

  1. Why was the basketball court always wet? Because the players kept dribbling on it.
  2. Why do tennis players make terrible friends? Because they always serve you.
  3. How do football players stay cool? By sitting next to their fans.
  4. Why was the badminton coach mad? Because his team was making a racquet.
  5. Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make leap shots.

Artistic Antics

  1. Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed.
  2. What did the sculptor say to his statue? I marble at your beauty.
  3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
  4. How does a painter say goodbye? “I’ll miss you palette.”
  5. What do you call an artistic fish? A draw fish.

Tech-Teacher Teasers

  1. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  2. Why are programmers no good at the law? Because they can’t handle the case.
  3. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
  4. Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.
  5. How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.

Library Laughs

  1. Why was the librarian always calm? Because they knew how to book it.
  2. Why did the book join the police? It wanted to go undercover.
  3. What building has the most stories? The library.
  4. Why can’t you trust a book? Because it always tells its own tale.
  5. Why was the math book always worried? Because it had too many problems.