60 Skeleton Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Get ready to tickle your funny bone with our collection of 60 side-splitting skeleton puns! Whether you’re looking for a laugh or some spooky fun, these puns are sure to entertain.

Bone-a-fide Humor: General Skeleton Puns

  1. Boning up on my skeleton puns.
  2. You can’t luge with a lazy skeleton, because they don’t have the spine for it.
  3. Never trust a skeleton to help you move, they have no body to help.
  4. Skeletons are bad at lying because they’re so transparent.
  5. I would make a skeleton joke, but you might not find it very humerus.
  6. When it comes to chilling, nobody does it better than a skeleton. They’re just so cool to the bone.
  7. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
  8. Skeletons hate the wind – it goes right through them.
  9. Lazy bones are skeleton’s favorite excuse for not working out.
  10. Did you hear about the skeleton who was a famous chef? He was known for his spine-tingling dishes.
  11. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop“.
  12. Skeletons don’t play music in church because they have no organs.
  13. I know a skeleton who’s an excellent pianist – he really knows the keys to success.
  14. Skeletons don’t start fights, they don’t have the guts for it.
  15. A skeleton’s favorite instrument is the trom-bone.
  16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the stomach for it.
  17. Why did the skeleton go to the party solo? He had no body to go with him.
  18. Skeletons are always so calm because nothing rattles them.
  19. Why don’t skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
  20. When do skeletons laugh? When something tickles their funny bone.

Spine-Tingling Fun: Skeleton Work Puns

  1. A skeleton’s favorite job? A graveyard shift.
  2. Did you hear about the skeleton who became a famous archaeologist? He had a real knack for digging up the past.
  3. Why did the skeleton apply for a job? To add some structure to his life.
  4. Skeletons make terrible lawyers. They can’t defend their arguments without backbone.
  5. The only thing skeletons hate more than dogs are bone-crunching deadlines.
  6. Why do skeletons excel in history? Because they have lots of past experience.
  7. The skeleton quit his job because his heart wasn’t in it – literally.
  8. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
  9. A skeleton’s favorite workplace? Joint ventures.
  10. Why are skeletons so good at mining? They’re natural at digging up bones.

Creepily Creative: Skeleton Halloween Puns

  1. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
  2. What do you call a skeleton who rings doorbells? A dead ringer.
  3. Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy? They don’t have the stomach for it.
  4. A skeleton’s favorite movie genre? Bone-chilling horror.
  5. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
  6. Why was the skeleton so calm on Halloween? He found everything humerus.
  7. Skeletons love Halloween because it’s the one day they’re not invisible.
  8. The only thing that scares a skeleton on Halloween is a dog.
  9. What costume does a skeleton wear on Halloween? He goes as himself.
  10. Why are skeletons so good at storytelling on Halloween? They bring the scares.

Romantically Bone-Chilling: Skeleton Love Puns

  1. Why do skeletons make terrible lovers? They have no heart.
  2. A skeleton’s favorite romantic movie? Romeo and Juliet: a love story to die for.
  3. What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? “I love every bone in your body, especially mine”.
  4. How do skeletons express their love? By bone-ding.
  5. Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body to love.
  6. Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t bad to the bone enough for him.
  7. A skeleton’s favorite love song? “Bone to be wild”.
  8. What did one skeleton say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re bone-a-fide beauty”.
  9. Skeletons’ favorite place for a date? A cozy bonfire.
  10. Why don’t skeletons get nervous asking someone out? They can’t get butterflies in their stomach.

A Skull-Full of Laughs: Skull and Crossbones Puns

  1. What do you call a skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
  2. A skeleton’s favorite part of the newspaper? The obituaries.
  3. Why are skeletons so good at cleaning? They’re always sweeping their own dust.
  4. What did the skeleton say before dinner? “Bone appétit”.
  5. Why don’t skeletons play hide and seek? They always give themselves away.
  6. Why was the skeleton so successful? He had a lot of skull.
  7. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
  8. Why do skeletons always lose? They have no body to blame but themselves.
  9. What do you call a funny skeleton? A humerus.
  10. What dance do skeletons hate the most? The body pop.