30 Sizzling Science Puns to Ignite Your Funny Bone

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Dive into the world of laughter and learning with our collection of 30 hilarious science puns that promise to tickle your funny bone and spark your curiosity. Whether you’re a science whiz or just looking for a giggle, these clever quips are guaranteed to lighten up your day and make science more fun.

Astro-nomical Puns

  1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  2. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
  3. I asked the moon why it was broke. It said, “It’s just a phase.”
  4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
  5. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? There wasn’t enough space.

Chemis-try These Jokes

  1. Do you have any sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!
  2. I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
  3. Oxygen and magnesium got together and OMG!
  4. I heard oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
  5. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates.

Bio-LOL-gy Puns

  1. Do you want to hear a joke about DNA? Sorry, it’s too twisted to understand.
  2. How do you tell the gender of a chromosome? Pull down its genes!
  3. What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder.
  4. What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.
  5. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything!

Physic-ally Funny

  1. Did you hear about the physicist who was reading a book on heliocentrism? It revolved around the sun.
  2. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
  3. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other slide.
  4. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
  5. Why don’t physicists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Geology Rocks

  1. What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone.
  2. Why was the geologist always depressed? He had too many faults.
  3. Do you want to hear the best rock pun? Sorry, I take them for granite.
  4. Why is the world so diverse? Because it’s made up of alkynes of people.
  5. What did the geologist say when his doctor asked if he was ready for his colonic? “This too shall pass.”

Mathematical Mirth

  1. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
  2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
  3. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? It improved di-vision.
  4. What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
  5. Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 (ate) 9.