Get ready to laugh like a thunderstorm with our collection of 25 hilarious rain puns that are sure to brighten even the cloudiest of days. From drizzly jokes to stormy one-liners, we’ve got everything to keep your spirits as high as a rainbow.
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Pouring on the Puns
- Raining cats and dogs? I hope I don’t step in a poodle!
- Have you ever tried rain dancing? It’s a well-drip-timed move!
- I tried catching fog yesterday. Mist.
- Why do rain clouds love elevator jokes? They lift the spirits.
- I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Under my Umbrella, Ella, Eh?
- Why did the umbrella break up with the rain? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
- What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
- I once dated an umbrella. It didn’t work out; she had too many skeletons in the closet.
- Never trust an umbrella. They tend to flip under pressure.
- Buying a broken umbrella is pointless.
It’s Raining Men!
- Why did everyone like the new guy at the weather station? He was a real site for sore eyes after the long drought.
- What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
- How does a raindrop marry? It coalesces.
- Did you hear about the cloud who learned to dance? He was lightning on his feet.
- What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of music? Liquid tunes!
Lightning Strikes of Laughter
- Why was the lightning bolt so good at music? It knew how to conduct itself.
- What does lightning use to style its hair? An electric comb.
- What did the one bolt of lightning say to the other? “You’re shocking.”
- Why did the lightning break up with the thunder? There was too much noise in their relationship.
- I’m a big fan of lightning. It’s striking.
Shower Thoughts: Rain Edition
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down, much like the rain in April.
- If you’re not a fan of my rain puns, precipitate yourself out of the room.
- Why don’t we ever tell secrets when it rains? Because it’s liable to leak.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims.
- Where do storm clouds go to school? To the cirro-cumulus academy.