40 Juicy Pineapple Puns to Make You Peel Good

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Get ready to add a twist of humor to your day with our collection of 40 hilarious pineapple puns. These puns are so funny, they’ll make you laugh till you’re pineapple-ling over!

Pineing for Laughs: Pineapple-themed Puns

  1. Pine-apple of my eye, you are unbowlievably sweet.
  2. Let’s tropic like it’s hot this summer.
  3. I’m in a serious relation-chip with pineapple on pizza.
  4. Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road? It couldn’t find its pineing.
  5. I’m not pineing for attention, but do I make this hat look good?
  6. I’m feeling pine and dandy today!
  7. What did one pineapple say to the other? Nothing, they just pined for each other.
  8. Pineapples are a-peeling in so many ways.
  9. Pineing for a good time, just add pineapples.
  10. What do you call a pineapple with a cold? Pineflu.

Juicy Punchlines: Sip Back and Enjoy

  1. This pineapple juice has me feeling fine-apple.
  2. I have a crush on you, said the pineapple to the blender.
  3. When life gives you pineapples…make a fruit punch.
  4. Pineapple smoothies are blendtastic.
  5. Why did the pineapple join the party? To add a splash of pizzazz.
  6. Sipping on pineapple juice has me tropi-cooling off.
  7. Cheers to spiky conversations over pineapple drinks.
  8. If you don’t like pineapples, we can’t be fronds.
  9. We make a great pear, said the pineapple to the coconut.
  10. What’s a pineapple’s favorite movie? Juice Bigalow.

Peel Good Puns: Every Slice Counts

  1. Did you hear about the romantic pineapple? He was a real sweet-tart.
  2. Pineapples never play sports; they avoid getting sliced.
  3. Don’t worry; be frappy. Drink pineapple smoothies.
  4. Pineapples excel at piña-coladas but fail at hide and seek.
  5. Feeling down? Let a little pineapple brighten your day.
  6. What did the pineapple say during the workout? Let’s get tropical.
  7. How does a pineapple apologize? It says, “I’m sorry if I’ve been spikey.”
  8. Core-geous is how you look when holding a pineapple.
  9. Stick with pineapples, and everything will be alright.
  10. When pineapples travel, they love staying at the Tropic Inn.

Sweet and Sour-prising Wordplays

  1. Pineapples don’t go to university; they already have good cores.
  2. Pineapples have a core value: being sweet on the inside.
  3. What do you call an adventurous pineapple? Dora the Explore-apple.
  4. Pineapples have sharp tastes in fashion: always topping it off with a crown.
  5. Spike up your life with a little pineapple every day.
  6. If you’re feeling spiky, maybe you need more pineapple in your diet.
  7. Pineapples are stuck in the middle: too sharp to hug.
  8. Ti-promenade to always love pineapples.
  9. What’s a pineapple’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.
  10. Why was the pineapple a good investor? It understood the stock market.