52 Electrifying Physics Puns That’ll Have You Quarked Up

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Dive into the world of science with a twist as we explore 52 hilarious physics puns that will make you laugh and think at the same time. Get ready to experience physics in a way that’s lighter than air but hits you with the force of a Newton!

Quantum Quips

  1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  2. I’d tell you a joke about infinity, but it doesn’t have an end.
  3. Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar… and doesn’t.
  4. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
  5. The physicist and the bee had a conversation about the buzz on quantum mechanics.
  6. Parallel universes are a great way to multi-task.
  7. I was going to tell a joke about Heisenberg, but I wasn’t sure if it would be funny or not.
  8. Photons check into a hotel and the bellhop asks if they have any luggage. The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

Relatively Hilarious

  1. Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
  2. I was reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  3. The theory of relativity says time moves slower near your in-laws.
  4. Gravity is such a downer.
  5. We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
  6. You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy.
  7. I told a relativity joke in slow motion. It seemed longer that way.

Electric Laughs

  1. I would tell you an electricity joke, but I think it would be too shocking.
  2. Why do electricians make terrible comedians? They are too grounded.
  3. What is an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor? Shock-a-lot!
  4. Ohm, I forgot a good resistor joke.
  5. Watt is the unit of power that lights up the light bulbs in people’s minds when they get a joke.
  6. Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other a lot!
  7. Don’t trust atoms; they make up everything.

Magnet-ic Humor

  1. I have a joke about a magnet, but I’m not sure it will attract anyone.
  2. Did you hear about the magnetic comedian? He always knew how to polarize the audience.
  3. Why was the magnet so rude? Because it had no sense of boundary.
  4. I knew I had potential when I fell down the stairs and generated kinetic energy.
  5. Magnets are great at parties. They always bring the attraction.

Newton’s Follies

  1. Newton’s first law: A body at rest will stay at rest, unless it decides to get up and go to the fridge.
  2. Why did Newton get hit by the apple? Because he didn’t understand gravity yet.
  3. Newton’s lesser-known fifth law: What goes sideways, stays sideways.
  4. I guess you could say Newton was a figure of his time.
  5. Did you hear about the physicist who started fighting while ice skating? He was trying to understand frozen conflict dynamics.

Thermodynamic Throng

  1. I’d tell you a good thermodynamics joke, but all the good ones argon.
  2. Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
  3. You’re cool, but I’m absolute zero.
  4. Why don’t thermodynamics engineers make good chefs? They’re too concerned about the heat transfer.
  5. Ice cubes are the coolest people at parties; they always bring the freeze.

Atomic Antics

  1. Why are atoms bad liars? Because they make up everything!
  2. What did the atom say after losing an electron? “Positive I lost a negative.”
  3. Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
  4. Why don’t we teach atoms philosophy? Because they make up everything they know.
  5. I wanted to learn about ions, but I was negatively charged.

Light Levity

  1. Why can’t light go to school? It’s always being passed.
  2. Did you hear about the photon that took a vacation? It didn’t have any baggage.
  3. What do you call insecure photons? Light-self-conscious.
  4. Light waves in the ocean say hello by shining.
  5. Why is light so fast? Because it never stops to explain itself.

Sonic Snickers

  1. Did you hear about the physicist who was also a musician? He specialized in sound waves.
  2. Why was the sound wave bad at football? It had too many echoes.
  3. What do you call a chubby sound wave? A little bit louder now.
  4. Sound waves are the life of the party. They always bring the vibe.
  5. I asked my friend if he understood sound waves. He said it resonated with him.