21 Zesty Orange Puns to Peel Good About

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Get ready to squeeze the day with laughter as we peel through 21 hilarious orange puns that are sure to add a zest of fun to your day. Whether you’re a fruit fanatic or just looking for a juicy chuckle, these puns are the perfect pick.

Peel-Good Humor

  1. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
  2. I tried to peel an orange, but it said, “Stop, you’re hurting me!”
  3. Oranges are great at multitasking; they can concentrate and be fresh at the same time.

Juicy Jokes

  1. What did the orange say before a fight? “You gonna peel the wrath!”
  2. Why was the orange so good at puns? Because it was pulp-fictionally funny!
  3. When life gives you lemons, swap them for oranges – they know better jokes!

Vitamin C-elebrities

  1. Did you hear about the orange that became an actor? It landed a peel in a major blockbuster!
  2. What do you call an orange that goes to space? An a-peel-lo astronaut!
  3. Why was the orange never lonely? Because it was part of a bunch!

Pulp Culture

  1. If an orange was a music genre, it would be pulp.
  2. What’s an orange’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction, for the juicy plots.
  3. Why do oranges love technology? Because they love to sync.

Squeeze The Day

  1. What do oranges say in the morning? Time to squeeze the day!
  2. Why don’t oranges ever win races? They always get peeled back.
  3. How do oranges do their taxes? They concentrate and make sure they’re not peeled off more than they owe.

Orange You Glad

  1. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  2. What did one orange say to the other after a joke? “Stop, I’m going to split!”
  3. How do oranges greet each other? They give each other a big squeeze!

Citrus Circus

  1. Why did the orange join the circus? It wanted to learn to juggle.
  2. What did the tightrope walker eat to stay balanced? A steady diet of oranges!
  3. How do oranges entertain themselves? By watching citrus-flops!