35 Rib-Tickling Mustache Puns to Tickle Your Whiskers

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Get ready to tickle your funny bone with our collection of 35 hilarious mustache puns that are sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re a fan of facial hair or just in need of a good laugh, these puns are perfectly groomed to lighten up your day!

Mustache-ry in the Making

  1. I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  2. This party is so good, it’s stache-tacular!
  3. Have you seen his beard? It’s a cut above the rest, but his mustache is truly the highlight.
  4. I mustache you not to laugh at my puns; they’re a bit hairy.
  5. Do you like my mustache? It’s been growing on me.
  6. I tried to comb over my problems, but my mustache wasn’t thick enough.
  7. His mustache isn’t real; it’s just a facade.
  8. I wanted a mustache like his, but I couldn’t cut it.
  9. He’s not just a hero because he saved the day; his mustache did a part too.
  10. I don’t always tell mustache jokes, but when I do, they’re quite bristling with humor.

Whisker Whispers

  1. Whisker me away; your mustache is so charming!
  2. They tried to get into the exclusive mustache club but got brushed off at the door.
  3. I mustache admit, your style is quite hair-raising.
  4. His mustache always looked sharp; he must have a razor-sharp wit.
  5. Split-ends in his mustache were his pet peeve; he always kept it neatly trimmed.
  6. That mustache of yours really suits you; it’s very becoming.
  7. Every time I see a mustache, I think it’s a sign of sophistication or just a good sense of groom-ing.
  8. I tried to read his expression, but his mustache was a curtain I couldn’t see past.
  9. They thought his mustache made him look dapper, but it was really a cover for his upper lip insecurity.
  10. She said she loved a man with a mustache, it was a real turn-on for her.


  1. Did you hear about the mustache competition? It was really close-shaved.
  2. I didn’t like mustaches at first, but they’ve grown on me.
  3. The mustache said to the beard, “You think you’re so long, but I’m the one with real style.”
  4. Why did the mustache go to school? To get a little trimmer in math!
  5. You’re so sophisticated with that mustache; I can’t handle it.

Hairs to You!

  1. Cheers to the mustaches! They really make the man.
  2. A toast to the finest bush of hair above the lip; may it never be cut short of awesomeness.
  3. His mustache bristles with excitement whenever he talks about combing through antique stores.
  4. Let’s raise a glass to the only facial hair that can whisk away my blues.
  5. Here’s to the curly, the straight, and the wild; every mustache brings its own style to the lip-table.

Bristle Banter

  1. Why was the mustache so good at making decisions? It could always split the difference.
  2. I bet your mustache has seen a lot of hairy situations.
  3. What did the one mustache say to the other before the race? “I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for the finish line.”
  4. How do you compliment a mustache? Say it looks stunning without splitting hairs about the style!
  5. Why did the mustache stop arguing? Because it got trimmed in the debate.