50 Amusing Monday Puns to Start Your Week with a Smile

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Start your week on a light note with our collection of 50 hilarious Monday puns that promise to bring a smile to your face. From groan-worthy jokes to clever wordplays, we’ve got the perfect puns to make your Monday a lot brighter.

Moan-day Mood

  1. Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
  2. I swear, Monday is Manicday.
  3. Monday: The moment you realize the scarecrow’s workweek starts.
  4. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” on Monday? Because every play has a cast.
  5. Monday vibes: May your coffee be strong and your students be calm.

Caffeine Fiends

  1. Mondays are for coffee… And then five more cups.
  2. Monday motto: Espresso yourself; everyone else is taken.
  3. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.
  4. Monday happens every week. So does coffee withdrawal.
  5. Sources say the only thing capable of surviving a Monday is a caffeine molecule.

Week-Start Workouts

  1. Fitness Tip: If you can’t run from your problems, at least you can run on Monday!
  2. Mondays are for sweat and regret – regret of weekend calories.
  3. Leaning towards the next weekend on Monday.
  4. Exercise on a Monday? More like extra fries, please.
  5. Monday: When your gym dreams squash your daydreams.

Office Oratories

  1. Mondays: when work is a four-letter word.
  2. I didn’t say ‘I hate Mondays‘, but I dislike and distaste them.
  3. Can we start the weekend over? I wasn’t ready for Monday.
  4. Monday: an in-depth analysis of your survival instincts.
  5. Meeting on a Monday is the human version of getting an update “Restart required”.

Punny Philosophies

  1. They say every day is a gift. Then why does Monday feel like a return?
  2. If each day is a “gift”, I’d like to know if I can exchange Mondays.
  3. Mondays are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings 52 times a year!
  4. Do not trust people who don’t dislike Mondays; they’re not human.
  5. Monday: The day I bravely face my Google Calendar and cry.

Animal Antics

  1. Ever seen a cat on a Monday? It’s like they knew.
  2. Monday: When my dog is more motivated to stay in bed than I am.
  3. Even my goldfish tries to hide from Monday.
  4. Horse: “Why the long face?” Cow: “It’s Monday.”
  5. I’m not a Monday person or a morning person. I’m more of a cat person.

Food Funnies

  1. My Monday mood is sponsored by coffee and snacks.
  2. Monday is the day my coffee needs a coffee.
  3. Starting Monday with a diet plan is like eating a salad in a candy store.
  4. Monday: The day calories count themselves.
  5. Why did the tomato turn red on Monday? Because it saw the salad dressing for work!

Techie Tehees

  1. If Monday was a browser, it’d be Internet Explorer.
  2. Debugging the weekend on Monday.
  3. Monday: When your alarm clock becomes your biggest troll.
  4. Is it just me, or does Monday come with a mute button?
  5. My Monday motivation is to scroll through memes faster.

Schoolyard Smirks

  1. Monday: When your backpack feels more like emotional baggage.
  2. Monday at school is the ultimate test of human will.
  3. Homework + Monday = Hormoanday.
  4. Monday morning pop quiz: Name a feeling worse than waking up for school. Trick question, you can’t.
  5. The best part of Monday is… who am I kidding, there’s no good part.

R&R Reflects

  1. Monday: The day I plan the weekend.
  2. I’ve got a bad case of the Mondays, and there isn’t a cure.
  3. The snooze button on Monday morning is my favorite form of denial.
  4. Monday: When sleep is more important than ever, but never enough.
  5. Mondays are like that person who showed up to the party uninvited.