Looking for a fun way to spice up your math conversations? Dive into our collection of 45 hilarious math puns that promise to make numbers side-splittingly funny!
Add Some Humor
- Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight nine!
- Don’t argue with decimals; they always have a point.
- I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- I told my friend 10 jokes about math. Unfortunately, zero got laughed at.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- Old mathematicians never die; they just disappear.
- There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of you will get this!)
- Decimals have a point; fractions are just pointless.
- My favorite math pun is Radian. It’s rad, I guess.
- I heard Pi stopped at a bar. It had an infinite night out, couldn’t find its way home!
- What do you call friends who love math? Algebros.
- A book never written: “Where’s My Parabola?” by Seymour Graphs.
- Triangles are the most social polygons. They’re always up for a tangle.
- Dividing by zero is a really unthinkable act.
Multiplying Laughter
- Math in public? I’m afraid I might sum it wrong.
- To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing!
- Calculus students are derivatives of their teachers.
- How do mathematicians plow fields? With a pro-tractor.
- I have a phobia of negative numbers. I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite place to go on vacation? Times Square.
- Algebra puns are too linear, geometry puns are too plane, but calculus puns are derivative.
- Bacteria growth is the only culture I’m interested in – it’s an exponential experience.
- What do you call numerical coffee? Decimal.
- Can February March? No, but April May!
Divide and Conquer Humor
- Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
- Mathematicians are great at camping because they know how to use log tables.
- Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it realized it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
- My math book is committing treason. It has too many radical expressions.
- Why don’t we serve beer at math parties? Because you can’t drink and derive.
- Why did the two fours skip lunch? Because they already 8.
- Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
- Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
- Why is six afraid of seven in hexadecimal? Because seven eight A.
- What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
Subtract Your Worries
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
- What’s the official animal of Pi Day? The Pi-thon.
- Breaking up with algebra is hard. I know she’s my X but I always find myself looking for Y.
- A negative attitude towards math is subtracting from your potential.
- Why do we teach kids about trigonometry? To help them sine up for good jobs.
- Graphing is where I draw the line.
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful mathematician? He was outstanding in his field.
- Why is it sad to break up with a math student? They take longer to get over their X.
- An imaginary number and a negative number got into an argument. It was a complex situation.
- Why did seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3² meals a day.