**Looking for a fun way to spice up your math conversations? Dive into our collection of 45 hilarious math puns that promise to make numbers side-splittingly funny!**

**Add** Some Humor

**Why**was six scared of seven? Because seven**eight**nine!**Don’t**argue with**decimals**; they always have a**point**.- I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using
**negative**numbers. **Parallel**lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.- I told my friend
**10**jokes about math. Unfortunately, zero got**laughed**at. - Without
**geometry**, life is**pointless**. - Old mathematicians never die; they just
**dis**appear. - There’s a
**fine line**between a numerator and a denominator. (**Only**a fraction of you will get this!) - Decimals have a
**point**; fractions are just pointless. - My favorite math pun is
**Radian**. It’s**rad**, I guess. - I heard
**Pi**stopped at a bar. It had an**infinite**night out, couldn’t find its way**home**! - What do you call friends who love math?
**Algebros**. - A book never written: “Where’s My
**Parabola**?” by**Seymour**Graphs. **Triangles**are the most social polygons. They’re always up for a**tangle**.**Dividing**by zero is a really**unthinkable**act.

## Multiplying **Laughter**

- Math in public? I’m afraid I might
**sum**it wrong. - To the guy who invented
**zero**: Thanks for nothing! **Calculus**students are**derivatives**of their teachers.- How do mathematicians plow fields? With a
**pro-tractor**. - I have a
**phobia**of**negative numbers**. I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. - What’s a math teacher’s favorite place to go on vacation?
**Times**Square. **Algebra**puns are too**linear****,**geometry puns are too**plane****,**but calculus puns are**derivative**.- Bacteria growth is the only culture I’m interested in – it’s an
**exponential**experience. - What do you call
**numerical**coffee?**De**ci**mal**. - Can February March? No, but
**April**May!

**Divide** and Conquer Humor

**Why**do plants hate math? It gives them square**roots**.- Mathematicians are great at camping because they know how to use
**log**tables. **Why**was the**equal sign**so humble? Because it realized it wasn’t**less**than or**greater**than anyone else.- My math book is committing
**treason**. It has too many**radical**expressions. **Why**don’t we serve**beer**at math parties? Because you can’t drink and**derive**.**Why**did the two fours skip lunch? Because they already**8**.**Positive**anything is better than**negative**nothing.- Did you hear about the
**constipated**mathematician? He worked it out with a**pencil**. **Why**is six afraid of seven in hexadecimal? Because seven**eight**A.- What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A
**roamin’**numeral.

**Subtract** Your Worries

**Why**was the math book sad? It had too many**problems**.- What’s the official animal of
**Pi**Day? The**Pi**-thon. **Breaking**up with**algebra**is hard. I know she’s my**X**but I always find myself looking for**Y**.- A
**negative**attitude towards math is subtracting from your potential. **Why**do we teach kids about**trigonometry**? To help them**sine**up for good jobs.**Graphing**is where I draw the line.**Why**did the**scarecrow**become a successful mathematician? He was outstanding in his**field**.**Why**is it sad to break up with a math student? They take longer to get over their**X**.- An
**imaginary**number and a**negative**number got into an argument. It was a**complex**situation. **Why**did seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat**3²**meals a day.