50 Brick-tastic Lego Puns That Will Build Your Day

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Get ready to build a skyscraper of laughter with our collection of 50 hilarious Lego puns! Perfect for both kids and adults, these puns will click with everyone, just like your favorite Lego pieces.

Leg-go of My Bricks!

  1. Why did the LEGO block stop talking? It wanted to be left a-lone.
  2. What do you call an artistic LEGO figure? A blockbuster.
  3. Why did the LEGO piece go to therapy? It had too many attachment issues.
  4. How do LEGOs get so strong? Brick lifting.
  5. What’s a LEGO’s favorite type of music? Rock and Block.
  6. Why don’t LEGOs ever get lost? Because they always stick together.
  7. What do you call a lazy LEGO? A blockhead.
  8. Why was the LEGO knight so brave? He had a lot of guts and bricks.
  9. What do you call a successful LEGO builder? A blockionaire.
  10. Why did the LEGO go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the studs.

Construction Puns: Building the Fun!

  1. Why do LEGOs hate going to the movies? They hate being built up for disappointment.
  2. What do you get when you cross a LEGO and a cat? A brick-a-brack.
  3. What did the LEGO brick say to its friend? “You’ve got a friend in me.”
  4. How do LEGO blocks greet each other? “Brick and mortar!”
  5. Why was the LEGO inventor so peaceful? He was good at blocking out stress.
  6. What’s a LEGO’s least favorite type of music? Heavy metal – too hard to dance to.
  7. Why are LEGOs so bad at hiding? They always stand out.
  8. What do you call a LEGO who’s into fitness? A Brick Fitterson.
  9. Why don’t LEGO characters ever get hungry? They always have a lot of bites to eat.
  10. Why did the LEGO policeman go to the party? To block the noise.

A Stud-y in Bricks

  1. What do you call a group of rowdy LEGOs? A brickus.
  2. How do LEGOs stay informed? Through the blockchain.
  3. Why was the LEGO surfer so good? He was always on top of the wave.
  4. What do you call an old LEGO? A block from the past.
  5. Why did the LEGO movie fail at box office? It was a blockbuster flop.
  6. What do you call a nervous LEGO? A shaky block.
  7. How do you apologize in LEGO language? “Brick sorry.”
  8. Why are LEGOs great for the environment? They believe in re-building.
  9. What do you call a LEGO spider? A webster.
  10. Why do LEGOs make great detectives? They’re always piecing things together.

Breaking Bricks: A Comedy Foundation

  1. How do LEGOs propose? “Will you be my building partner for life?”
  2. Why do LEGOs hate winter? They can’t stand the cold bricks.
  3. What’s a LEGO’s favorite holiday? Block Friday.
  4. Why don’t LEGOs get along with puzzle pieces? They can’t handle the pieces together.
  5. What do you call a LEGO in the ocean? A sea-block.
  6. Why was the LEGO movie rated ‘R’? Too much brick violence.
  7. How do you make a LEGO laugh? Tickle its bricky.
  8. Why do LEGOs make great friends? They connect so well.
  9. What’s a LEGO’s favorite food? Square pizza.
  10. What do you call a LEGO who’s a good liar? A fabricator.

Bricks of Laughter

  1. Why did the LEGO start a farm? To raise the stakes.
  2. What’s a LEGO miner’s favorite greeting? Mine craft!
  3. Why did the LEGO stop listening to music? Too many breaks.
  4. What do you call a philosophical LEGO? A deep thinker.
  5. How do LEGOs get up the stairs? They elevate their game.
  6. Why are LEGOs so great in relationships? They know their place.
  7. Why did the LEGO go to the bar? To meet some buddies.
  8. What’s a LEGO’s favorite game? Duck, duck, brick.
  9. Why do LEGOs hate oil? It makes them slip up.
  10. What do you call a LEGO that likes to party? A blockstar.