50 Shear Genius Hair Puns to Make Your Day

Disclaimer: This post may contain affiliate links for which we may make a small commission at no extra cost to you should you make a purchase.

Are you ready to let your hair down and have a good laugh? Dive into our list of 50 hilarious hair puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone and make your day a little lighter.

Curl up with These Puns

  1. I’m having a bad hair day; it’s just knot working out.
  2. Did you hear about the new curling iron? It’s making waves.
  3. My hairstylist is a cut above the rest, no split opinions there.
  4. Why was the hairbrush sad? It couldn’t handle the tangled web of lies.
  5. I decided to wave goodbye to my long hair.
  6. My hair’s so frizzy, I can’t part with my anti-frizz serum.
  7. Trying to style my hair in the morning is a hairy situation.
  8. Do you have any volume control for this hair?
  9. I’m not losing my hair, I’m just getting more head space.
  10. When it comes to hairdos, I always gel well with the latest trends.

Dye-namic Colors

  1. Thinking of coloring my hair again. I guess it’s time for a dyelemma.
  2. I’m going for a new color; I hope I don’t dye trying.
  3. Ever heard of a hairdresser’s favorite game? Dye and seek.
  4. I got my hair dyed for the event, now I’m the highlight of the party.
  5. Trying a new hair color is part of my hue-nan rights.
  6. My blonde friend dyed her hair black; guess she wanted to find out if blondes really do have more fun.
  7. I dyed my hair red and now I have a fiery attitude to match.
  8. Choosing the perfect hair color is a real tintervention.
  9. I went to a hairdresser and asked for a dye job. Now, my hair is highlighting my day!
  10. I’m bleaching my hair to cleanse it of its past colors.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

  1. Why did the bald man skip the sale at the hair store? He never found anything in his size.
  2. I named my bald spot; I call it my little clearing in the forest.
  3. My hairdresser offered a solution for my thinning hair – it was quite an enlightening offer.
  4. What does a bald person say when they get a comb for a gift? Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
  5. Baldly going where no hair has gone before.
  6. Losing hair is more about follicle fall than fall fashion.
  7. My hair was here today and gone tomorrow; it must have thought it was in a rush.
  8. Thinning about getting a new haircut, but I’m worried it won’t grow on me.
  9. A balding man’s favorite song? “I wish they all could be hair-less California girls.”
  10. Don’t sweat the bald stuff.

Styling and Profiling

  1. Trying to style your hair with no product is like trying to gel without water.
  2. After getting my hair done, I feel like I could combat anything.
  3. I asked for a unique hairstyle at the salon, and now I’m living on the edge.
  4. I wanted beach waves, but I ended up with a tidey mess.
  5. A braid new world is just a hair appointment away.
  6. The fringe benefits of a good haircut are undeniable.
  7. I told my stylist to surprise me; now every pony wants to know where I got my hair done.
  8. Bun done, sun’s out.
  9. They called me mad for my new hairstyle, but soon they’ll see the method to my madness.
  10. What did one hair say to the other during a styling session? “I hope we strand our ground.”

Let’s Cutto the Chase

  1. When the hairdresser messed up my haircut, I didn’t make a big deal; I just swept it under the rug.
  2. A good haircut can make you feel like a new person, but a bad one can make you long for the old days.
  3. I wanted a trim but got a cliphanger instead.
  4. Cutting my own hair was a short-sighted decision.
  5. Snipping your own bangs is a fringe movement.
  6. The only time it’s okay to look back is to see how long your hair has grown.
  7. My friend decided to try a bold new haircut; it was quite the shear delight.
  8. When I asked for layers, I didn’t mean the kind you wear in winter.
  9. Someone told me to get a life-changing haircut, but I didn’t want to part with my locks.
  10. Bobbing for apples is easier than deciding on a new haircut.