105 Gut-Busting Funny Jokes Puns to Keep You Laughing

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Get ready to chuckle and snort with our collection of 105 hilarious funny jokes and puns! From clever wordplay to downright silly gags, we’ve got something here to tickle everyone’s funny bone.

Pasta-tively Hilarious

  1. Fusilli reasons I don’t go to pasta parties; they’re too impastable to enjoy.
  2. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to somen.
  3. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
  4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
  5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

A Byte of Tech Humor

  1. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  2. How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
  3. Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts.
  4. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues.
  5. How do you impress a female computer? Compliment her software.

Egg-cellent Puns

  1. Why did the egg go to school? To get “egg-ucated”.
  2. Why couldn’t the egg tell a joke? It would crack up.
  3. What day do eggs hate most? Fry-days.
  4. How do eggs stay healthy? They “egg-ercise”.
  5. Why did the egg get thrown out of class? For telling a yolk.

Purr-fect Cat Puns

  1. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
  2. Why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a bad mewd.
  3. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? The Great Catsby.
  4. What do cats wear at night? Pawjamas.
  5. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

Dino-mite Dinosaur Jokes

  1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “pee” is silent.
  3. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wreck.
  4. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dinosnore.
  5. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? They’re extinct.

Bee-lievably Funny

  1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  2. What do bees use to style their hair? A honeycomb.
  3. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? A baa-humblebee.
  4. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
  5. How do bees get to school? By buzz.

Bear-ly Contained Laughs

  1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  2. Why don’t bears wear shoes? They prefer bear feet.
  3. What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  4. How do bears travel? By bearoplane.
  5. Why did the bear quit his job? Because he wanted more honey.

Just for Kicks

  1. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? To tie the score.
  2. Why are bad soccer teams like old bras? They have no cups and terrible support.
  3. What’s a golfer’s favorite letter? Tee.
  4. Why don’t football players get cold? Because they huddle.
  5. What runs around a soccer field but never moves? A fence.

Whey Too Much Dairy Humor

  1. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese.
  2. Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet? He wanted to churn down the fat.
  3. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moosician.
  4. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? It was cultured.
  5. How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

Hoot of a Time with Owl Jokes

  1. What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini.
  2. Why did the owl invite his friends over? He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
  3. What’s an owl’s favorite subject? Owlgebra.
  4. Why don’t owls study for tests? They prefer to wing it.
  5. What’s an owl’s favorite kind of list? A towl list.

Fruity Punch-lines

  1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  2. What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
  3. Why was the fruit upset? Because it had too many peels.
  4. What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
  5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

Chill Out with Ice Cream Jokes

  1. What do you get from an Alaskan cow? Ice cream.
  2. What’s a hot dog’s favorite ice cream? Mustard swirl.
  3. Why did the ice cream truck break down? There was a sundae in the engine.
  4. Why are ice cream cones good journalists? They always get the scoop.
  5. What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor? A twist-cone.

Let’s Taco ‘Bout It

  1. Why don’t you want to make a taco angry? Because you don’t want to deal with its wrap.
  2. Why did the taco chef refuse to retire? He didn’t want to taco a break.
  3. What’s a taco’s favorite movie? Desperado – because it’s about rolling.
  4. How do you keep a taco in suspense? I’ll tell you later.
  5. What did one taco say to the other taco that was having a rough day? Let’s taco ’bout it.

Time for Some Puns

  1. Why did the clock go to the principal’s office? For tocking too much.
  2. What kind of watch does a witch wear? A witch watch.
  3. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
  4. What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
  5. Why did the man throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

A Little Knight Humor

  1. Why did the knight refuse to fight the dragon? He was a-freight.
  2. What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render.
  3. Why was the medieval blacksmith always calm? He had a lot of steel.
  4. How do knights communicate? With their cell phones.
  5. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey.

Ducking Funny

  1. What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Purrsuasive.
  2. Why are ducks bad drivers? Their windshields are quacked.
  3. What’s a duck’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo.
  4. How do you get a duck to become a detective? Give it a quack case.
  5. What do ducks get after they eat? A bill.

Marine Mirth

  1. Where do fish keep their money? In a riverbank.
  2. Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut.
  3. What’s the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
  4. What’s a fish’s favorite show? Tuna-half Men.
  5. Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re afraid of the net.

Corny Classics

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  2. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
  3. What do you call fake potatoes? Imi-taters.
  4. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  5. How did the farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches.

Star Struck Puns

  1. Why don’t stars go to school? They already have millions of degrees.
  2. What do you call a star that eats a lot? A supernova.
  3. Why was the star not hungry? It was light years away from dinner.
  4. How do stars stay clean? They take a meteor shower.
  5. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter.

Bookish Banter

  1. Why did the book join the police? It wanted to go under cover.
  2. What did the librarian say when the books were loud? “Please, read silently”.
  3. Why are books never cold? Because they have good covers.
  4. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a broken spine.
  5. How do you know a ghost is in your bookshelf? When you have supernatural thrillers.

Witch-ful Thinking

  1. Why don’t witches wear flat shoes? Because they like to stay a little heel-arious.
  2. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
  3. Why did the witch get good at spelling? She always had her spell book.
  4. How do witches keep their hair in place? With scare spray.
  5. What do witches race on? Vroomsticks.