Frogs have a way of hopping into our hearts with their adorable antics, and what better way to celebrate these charming amphibians than with 60 rib-tickling frog puns? Get ready to leap into a world of laughter and fun that’s sure to have you croaking with joy.
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Hoppin’ Around Puns
- I toadally love you!
- Just hoping by to say hi!
- I find you ribbiting.
- Froget about your worries.
- My love for you is unfrogettable.
- You’re toadally awesome!
- I’m hoppy to see you!
- You’re the best hopportunity I’ve ever had.
- Keep calm and kermit on.
- Life is a big hopportunity.
Love and Lily Pads
- You make my heart leap.
- Our love is ponderful.
- Hoppily ever after.
- You’re my lily in a pond of weeds.
- Let’s jump into love together.
- Pads down, you’re the best.
- I frogive you.
- Leaping into your arms.
- You’ve got a leg up in my heart.
- Our pond is full of love.
Froggy Foods
- Feeling hoptimistic about dinner.
- Croakie dough, anyone?
- I love you berry much.
- Frog legs are not on my menu!
- This salad could use more hoppers.
- Indulge in a leapwich.
- A ribbit of this, a ribbit of that.
- Time to kermit to a diet.
- Bug-off, I’m eating!
- Fly over for a meal.
Kermit and Friends
- Kermitting to the joke.
- Have you seen my Miss Piggygy bank?
- Just being green with envy.
- A Muppet a day keeps the blues away.
- Kermitting to a day of fun.
- Fozzie‘s jokes are toadally funny.
- Henson in hand.
- In the swamp of things.
- Gonzo for you.
- Animal instincts kicking in.
Work and Play
- Time to jump on the workload.
- I’ve been swamped at work lately.
- Can we kermit to this project?
- Taking a leap of faith on this assignment.
- I’ve got a lily bit of work to do.
- Let’s hop to it!
- In a ponderous meeting.
- Trying to catch a break.
- Leapfrogging over obstacles.
- When I’m with you, I’m in my hoppy place.
Just for Laughs
- I toad you so!
- Wart a joke!
- Froget Me Nots.
- Croaking up over here!
- Don’t be such a tadpole.
- Feeling a bit green today.
- You’re unhoppable!
- This joke’s gonna make you jump.
- Have a ribbiting day!
- You’re no fly on the wall.