50 Unforgettable Elephant Puns to Trumpet About

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Get ready to trumpet with laughter as we dive into a jumbo-sized collection of 50 hilarious elephant puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone. From trunk-fulls of giggles to enormous bouts of chuckles, these puns are a guaranteed blast of fun.

Elephantastic Beginnings

  1. Never irrelephant to make a good first impression.
  2. I’m all ears for a good elephant joke.
  3. Don’t forget to pack your trunk for the laughter journey.
  4. Why was the elephant always ready to vacation? He had a trunk full of clothes!
  5. Elephants never use computers because they are afraid of the mouse.

Weighty Humor

  1. I told an elephant to step on the scale, and she said, “No weigh, Jose.”
  2. Why don’t elephants use scales? They prefer to keep their wait a secret.
  3. An elephant’s favorite sport? Squash.
  4. Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? To avoid getting his buttermilk wet.
  5. Elephants are always ready to tip the scales with their heavy-handed humor.

High-Flying Elephants

  1. Why don’t elephants ride in airplanes? They’re afraid of the mouse on board.
  2. An elephant in an airplane is always a first-class trunk traveler.
  3. What do you call flying elephants? Jumbo jets.
  4. Why was the elephant at the airport? He was booking his trunk flight.
  5. Flying elephants never worry about the tusk of packing light.

Elephants on Fashion

  1. Why did the elephant wear sneakers? They were his trunk shoes for running.
  2. Elephants never wear hats. They don’t want to cover their point of pride.
  3. What’s an elephant’s favorite sweater? Tuskany cashmere.
  4. Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? To hide in the cherry tree.
  5. Elephants in sunglasses see the world through rose-colored glasses.

Musical Elephants

  1. Why did the elephant join the band? He had a great trunket.
  2. What’s an elephant’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
  3. Elephants never play hide and seek because whenever they try, they’re spotted right away.
  4. Why did the elephant get kicked out of the choir? He was always flat, just like his feet.
  5. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? El-if-I-no (elephino), the musical note no one’s heard yet.

Foodie Elephants

  1. What is an elephant’s favorite vegetable? Squash, because they don’t have to sit on it to eat.
  2. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the picnic? He wanted to pack his trunk with snacks.
  3. An elephant’s favorite snack? Nuts about them.
  4. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  5. Why don’t elephants like fast food? They can’t catch it!

Roaming Elephants

  1. Why did the elephant cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
  2. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
  3. Where do elephants go when they’re not feeling well? To the ele-mentary school.
  4. Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow? So she wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
  5. What do you call an elephant that loves to travel? A trunk packer.

Playful Pachyderms

  1. Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.
  2. How do you know if there’s an elephant in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter.
  3. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back? To keep his trunks dry.
  4. What did one elephant say to the other when they met at a party? “You look tusk-tastic!”
  5. How do elephants communicate? With their cell phoants.

Elephants in Love

  1. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
  2. Why do elephants make good lovers? Because they always bring their own trunks to the honeymoon.
  3. What’s an elephant’s favorite romantic comedy? “Trunk in Love.”
  4. How do elephants show affection? By entwining their trunks.
  5. Where do elephants go on a date? To the Ivory Tower.

Education and Elephants

  1. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer? He was scared of the mouse.
  2. What did the elephant do when he broke his computer? He took it to the trunk-nicians.
  3. Why don’t elephants cheat on exams? Because they don’t like to take shortcuts.
  4. What’s an elephant’s favorite subject? Spelling. Because you can’t spell “elephant” without “ele”.
  5. How do elephants get to the top of their class? By being the first to trunk-ate any problem.