50 Magical Disney Puns to Make Your Day Fantastical

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Get ready to giggle and groan with our collection of 50 hilarious Disney puns that will bring a touch of magic and humor to your day. From classic characters to iconic movies, these puns are perfect for Disney fans of all ages who love a good laugh.

“Hakuna MaTata” – Lion King Puns

  1. Why did Simba’s father become a ghost? Because he couldn’t mufasa away!
  2. I can’t just Rafiki you off the hook for that pun!
  3. I’m not lion, you’re the mane event at this party.
  4. Simba was moving too slow, so I told him to mufasa.
  5. When Simba sings, he just can’t wait to be keyng.
  6. Why don’t lions play cards in the savanna? Too many cheetahs.
  7. Scar would be a terrible mate; he’s always lion.
  8. Timon and Pumbaa’s favorite meal? Hakuna Mataters.
  9. I’m so excited for the sequel, I just can’t beara wait.
  10. Pumbaa, you gotta stop farting; it’s beyond my endurants.

Frozen Over With Laughter” – Frozen Puns

  1. Olaf might be a snowman, but he’s a real flurry of activity.
  2. I told Anna to talk to Kristoff, but she gave me the cold shoulder.
  3. Do you wanna build a snowman or just freeze our butts off?
  4. Sven might be a reindeer, but to me, he’s deer-ly beloved.
  5. Why did Elsa go to therapy? To let it go.
  6. Elsa’s not good at keeping secrets; she always let’s it go.
  7. What’s Anna’s favorite photography method? Freeze-frame.
  8. Kristoff loves ice because it’s cool.
  9. Elsa said she couldn’t come to the phone, she was frozen.
  10. Anna loves fall because she’s fall-ing for Kristoff.

“When You Wish Upon a Star” – Disney Classics Puns

  1. Why did Mickey go to outer space? To visit Pluto.
  2. Cinderella couldn’t play soccer because she kept running away from the ball.
  3. Why is Cinderella bad at football? Because she’s always running away from the ball.
  4. Snow White was late because she took too long to wake her sleepbeauty.
  5. Rapunzel broke up with her boyfriend because he was always tangled up in work.
  6. Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
  7. Why did Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverland.
  8. The only way to get Ariel’s voice back from Ursula is to sealegally negotiate.
  9. Belle loves to go to the library because it’s booking amazing.
  10. Aladdin’s favorite type of music? Rag time.

Toying Around” – Toy Story Puns

  1. Why couldn’t Rex play poker? Because he was a dinosore loser.
  2. Woody’s favorite thing about Buzz? His infinity and beyond attitude.
  3. What does Buzz Lightyear drink? Tea, infinity and beyond!
  4. What’s Woody’s favorite thing to do? Hang around with Buzz.
  5. Why didn’t Buzz want to fight Woody? He didn’t want to get a woody.
  6. Why are Buzz and Woody such good friends? Because they’ve got a friend in each other.
  7. Rex was nervous about the internet; he didn’t want to be a tyrantosaurus hacker.
  8. Jessie loves Woody because he’s a roundup kind of guy.
  9. Why does Buzz want to go to the gym? To get toyed up.
  10. Woody didn’t want to share his batteries because he didn’t want to toyle with emotions.

Finding the Fun” – Finding Nemo/Dory Puns

  1. Why did Nemo go to school? To be a little fin-smarter.
  2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh… but Dory probably wouldn’t remember it.
  3. Why did Dory break up with her boyfriend? She seaforgot him.
  4. Marlin could never play hide and seek; he’s always found.
  5. What kind of music do fish listen to? Something with a good bass.
  6. Why was Nemo always safe? Because he knew how to sea the best in every situation.
  7. Why didn’t Dory ever use a GPS? She preferred to just swim it.
  8. When Marlin asked Dory what her favorite vegetable was, she said, “Sea-weed!”
  9. Nemo wasn’t worried about getting lost; he knew his dad would always find a way.
  10. What does Dory use to clean her home? A mer-maid.