Get ready to giggle and groan with our collection of 50 hilarious Disney puns that will bring a touch of magic and humor to your day. From classic characters to iconic movies, these puns are perfect for Disney fans of all ages who love a good laugh.
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“Hakuna Ma–Tata” – Lion King Puns
- Why did Simba’s father become a ghost? Because he couldn’t mufasa away!
- I can’t just Rafiki you off the hook for that pun!
- I’m not lion, you’re the mane event at this party.
- Simba was moving too slow, so I told him to mufasa.
- When Simba sings, he just can’t wait to be keyng.
- Why don’t lions play cards in the savanna? Too many cheetahs.
- Scar would be a terrible mate; he’s always lion.
- Timon and Pumbaa’s favorite meal? Hakuna Ma–taters.
- I’m so excited for the sequel, I just can’t beara wait.
- Pumbaa, you gotta stop farting; it’s beyond my endur–ants.
“Frozen Over With Laughter” – Frozen Puns
- Olaf might be a snowman, but he’s a real flurry of activity.
- I told Anna to talk to Kristoff, but she gave me the cold shoulder.
- Do you wanna build a snowman or just freeze our butts off?
- Sven might be a reindeer, but to me, he’s deer-ly beloved.
- Why did Elsa go to therapy? To let it go.
- Elsa’s not good at keeping secrets; she always let’s it go.
- What’s Anna’s favorite photography method? Freeze-frame.
- Kristoff loves ice because it’s cool.
- Elsa said she couldn’t come to the phone, she was frozen.
- Anna loves fall because she’s fall-ing for Kristoff.
“When You Wish Upon a Star” – Disney Classics Puns
- Why did Mickey go to outer space? To visit Pluto.
- Cinderella couldn’t play soccer because she kept running away from the ball.
- Why is Cinderella bad at football? Because she’s always running away from the ball.
- Snow White was late because she took too long to wake her sleep–beauty.
- Rapunzel broke up with her boyfriend because he was always tangled up in work.
- Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
- Why did Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverland.
- The only way to get Ariel’s voice back from Ursula is to sea–legally negotiate.
- Belle loves to go to the library because it’s booking amazing.
- Aladdin’s favorite type of music? Rag time.
“Toying Around” – Toy Story Puns
- Why couldn’t Rex play poker? Because he was a dino–sore loser.
- Woody’s favorite thing about Buzz? His infinity and beyond attitude.
- What does Buzz Lightyear drink? Tea, infinity and beyond!
- What’s Woody’s favorite thing to do? Hang around with Buzz.
- Why didn’t Buzz want to fight Woody? He didn’t want to get a woody.
- Why are Buzz and Woody such good friends? Because they’ve got a friend in each other.
- Rex was nervous about the internet; he didn’t want to be a tyrant–o–saurus hacker.
- Jessie loves Woody because he’s a roundup kind of guy.
- Why does Buzz want to go to the gym? To get toyed up.
- Woody didn’t want to share his batteries because he didn’t want to toyle with emotions.
“Finding the Fun” – Finding Nemo/Dory Puns
- Why did Nemo go to school? To be a little fin-smarter.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh… but Dory probably wouldn’t remember it.
- Why did Dory break up with her boyfriend? She sea–forgot him.
- Marlin could never play hide and seek; he’s always found.
- What kind of music do fish listen to? Something with a good bass.
- Why was Nemo always safe? Because he knew how to sea the best in every situation.
- Why didn’t Dory ever use a GPS? She preferred to just swim it.
- When Marlin asked Dory what her favorite vegetable was, she said, “Sea-weed!”
- Nemo wasn’t worried about getting lost; he knew his dad would always find a way.
- What does Dory use to clean her home? A mer-maid.