Jurassic Jokes: 50 Dinosaur Puns That Will Have You Roaring With Laughter

Get ready to roar with laughter with our collection of 50 hilarious dinosaur puns that are simply dino-mite! Whether you’re a Jurassic fan or just looking to add some prehistoric humor to your day, these puns are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.

Jurassic Jokes

1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus.
2. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
3. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops.
4. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyranno-wreck-sus.
5. Why don’t you ever hear a pterosaur using bad language? Because it’s a pterodyactyl.
6. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
7. Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? Because he could really spike the ball!
8. What type of tool does a dinosaur carpenter use? A dino-saw.
9. What’s the best way to talk to a velociraptor? Long distance.
10. Why did the archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was the early bird!

Cretaceous Chuckles

1. What do you call a dinosaur with a great sense of humor? A laugh-a-saurus.
2. Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean? Because of the Sea Rex.
3. What game does Triceratops like to play? Horns and ladders.
4. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? The door won’t close.
5. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? DINO-mite.
6. Where do dinosaurs go shopping? The dino-store.
7. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks.
8. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
9. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? Tyranno-sore-ex.
10. What was the dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet.

Triassic Titters

1. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat? Tyranno-tex-saurus.
2. What makes more noise than a dinosaur? Two dinosaurs.
3. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex?
4. What is a dinosaur’s least favorite game? Squash!
5. Why didn’t the dinosaur succeed as a stand-up comedian? His jokes were pre-historic.
6. What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scare-osaurus.
7. Why do dinosaurs avoid arguments? They don’t like to Tricera-top each other.
8. What do you call a fancy dinosaur? Fossilutely fabulous.
9. What is a dinosaur’s favorite ice-cream flavor? Rocky road-odon.
10. What do you call a dinosaur couple that’s moving fast in a relationship? Comet-mitted.

Herbivore Humor

1. Why did the dinosaur eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.
2. What’s a vegetarian dinosaur’s favorite food? Brocco-liathus.
3. How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? “Would you like to grab a bite-osaurus?”
4. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite part of a meal? The meteor ball.
5. What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? A Tyranno-chorus.
6. Why do dinosaurs make good gardeners? Because they have green-thumbs!
7. What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swear-us.
8. Why did the dinosaur bring a shovel to dinner? To dig into the salad.
9. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite social media? Jurassic Park.
10. How does a herbivore dinosaur spice up a salad? With ice age, of course!

Carnivore Crack-ups

1. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a sneaky thief? A Veloci-snaptor.
2. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? Because they’re afraid of crashing into Meteorites.
3. What’s a carnivorous dinosaur’s favorite activity? Anything they can get their jaws into.
4. Why did the T-Rex start a farm? He heard it was a great way to get Giganotosaurus.
5. What kind of car does a T-Rex drive? A F-150, because you know, short arms.
6. Why was the carnivorous dinosaur so good at basketball? Beclaws he was.
7. What do you call a dinosaur detective? Sherlock Bones.
8. Why don’t dinosaurs like fast food? Because they can’t catch it.
9. What did the dinosaur say after eating a clown? “Does this taste funny to you?”
10. What do you call a dinosaur that’s always rushing? Veloci-raptor.