50 Knee-Slapping Cowboy Puns That’ll Have You Yee-Hawing

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Get ready to saddle up for a wild ride through the funniest territory in the west with our collection of 50 hilarious cowboy puns. Whether you’re a ranch hand or a city slicker, these knee-slappers will have you howling faster than a coyote at a full moon.

Giddy Up for Grins: Horse Puns

  1. Why are cowboys always calm? Because they’re never horse around.
  2. I bought a horse that knows karate. I call him Karate Neigh.
  3. What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
  4. Did you hear about the horse with a negative attitude? He always says neigh.
  5. What’s a cowboy’s favorite horse story? The gallop-ic of the horses.
  6. Why do horses make good musicians? Because they have great trot timing.
  7. What did the cowboy say to his misbehaving horse? “You’re in for a bumpy ride!”

Saddle Up Laughs: Cowboy Gear Puns

  1. Why was the cowboy a good chef? He was always grilling.
  2. What do you call a cowboy’s funny cat? A purr-spur.
  3. How do cowboys stay so cool? They have lots of fans in their hats.
  4. Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a paper hat, shirt, and pants? It was a one-outrift wonder.
  5. Why don’t cowboys ever get locked out? They always carry a skele-TON key.
  6. What kind of photographs do cowboy hats take? Self-portraits.

High Noon Howlers: Showdown Puns

  1. Why was the cowboy a lot like a boxer? He was always ready for a showdown.
  2. What do you call a showdown between gardeners? A Hoe-down.
  3. Why don’t cowboys get into arguments? Because they always end in a draw.
  4. What’s a cowboy’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
  5. Why did the cowboy bring a pencil to the gunfight? To draw first.
  6. Did you hear about the cowboy duel in the kitchen? It was a real shootout at the okay corral.

Lasso of Laughs: Roping Puns

  1. Why are cowboys so good at dating? They always catch you with their lasso of love.
  2. How do cowboys always stay positive? They always rope in good vibes.
  3. What’s a cowboy’s favorite rope trick? The loop-de-loop.
  4. Did you hear about the cowboy who became a lawyer? He’s great at tying up loose ends.
  5. What do you call a cowboy who’s a magician? A lasso-cian.
  6. Why couldn’t the cowboy rope the cow? He had a lasso confidence.

Spurs of Splendor: Cowboy Life Puns

  1. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
  2. What do you call a cowboy with good manners? A southern gentleman.
  3. How do cowboys like their steak? On the rare side of the law.
  4. What kind of cows do cowboys ride? Moo-scle cows.
  5. Did you hear about the cowboy poet? He writes in rhyme-stone.
  6. Why did the cowboy bring duct tape to the rodeo? He heard it was a sticky situation.
  7. What’s a cowboy’s favorite rest stop? The gallop poll.
  8. How do cowboys say goodbye? “Till the cattle come home“.
  9. What’s a cowboy’s favorite vegetable? Beans – it’s the magical fruit of the trail.
  10. Why are cowboy jokes getting harder to write? Because the best ones are corralled.

Stirrup Some Smiles: Cowboy Footwear Puns

  1. Why do cowboys’ boots never fit right? Because they’re always stirrup to no good.
  2. Did you hear about the cowboy boot that became a comedian? It had great timing.
  3. Why do cowboy boots last so long? They’re made of tough hide and sole.
  4. What did one cowboy boot say to the other? “We make a great pair“.
  5. How did the cowboy boots get promoted? By stepping up to the challenge.
  6. Why are cowboy boots so articulate? They always stand their ground.

The Wild West Whimsy: Cowboy and Western Puns

  1. Why was the cowboy a good map reader? He could always find the West way.
  2. Did you hear about the cowboy who became a poet? He had a way with words.
  3. Why do cowboys make bad thieves? They’re always caught on camera.
  4. What’s a cowboy’s favorite place to shop? The General Store-y.
  5. Why are cowboys terrible at whispering? They have a loud draw.
  6. How do cowboys like their dessert? With open range eggs.
  7. What’s a cowgirl’s favorite exercise? Square dances.
  8. Why did the cowboy adopt a dog? For the com-paw-nionship.
  9. What’s a cowboy’s least favorite chore? Mucking around.