40 Unbeatable Construction Puns to Cement Your Humor

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Get ready to nail your humor game with our collection of 40 hilarious construction puns that will have you building up laughs in no time. From concrete jokes to witty wordplay on tools, these puns are the perfect blueprint for fun.

Hammering Out Some Laughs

  1. I nailed the interview for the construction job.
  2. Why was the hammer always invited to parties? It was a hit.
  3. Hit me with your best shot, but make sure it’s not a hammer.
  4. Construction workers love to nail it on the first try.
  5. I was going to tell a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

Screwing Around

  1. I screwed up; I brought a Phillips to a flathead party.
  2. What did the bolt say to the screw? “Screw you!”
  3. Tight screws make for tight crews.
  4. Always aim to be a tight screw in a loose world.
  5. You’re just one screw short of a hardware set.

A Level Above

  1. Why did the level break up with the slope? It wanted someone more on its level.
  2. Never level with people who can’t handle the truth.
  3. Keeping things level is a builder’s form of meditation.
  4. Do levels dream of inclined planes?
  5. When life feels uneven, find your level.

Drilling Down to Humor

  1. Why did the drill go to school? To become a bit smarter.
  2. Drills really screw things up in the best way.
  3. A drill sergeant in the army of tools.
  4. Keep calm and drill on.
  5. Life is boring without a drill.

Concrete Laughter

  1. Why was the concrete always worried? It had a lot of reinforced anxiety.
  2. What do you call an emotionally supportive concrete? A cemental friend.
  3. I like my jokes how I like my concrete: solid and durable.
  4. Break the mold—just not the concrete one.
  5. Concrete proof that humor builds the best foundations.

Elevated Humor

  1. Why don’t elevators tell good jokes? They always let you down.
  2. Elevator music is uplifting, isn’t it?
  3. Keeping spirits elevated one floor at a time.
  4. Elevators are really good at lifting the mood.
  5. Why was the elevator bad at hiding? It always got caught between floors.

Brick by Brick Jokes

  1. Why was the bricklayer always cheerful? He had a lot of blocks to play with.
  2. Building relationships, one brick at a time.
  3. Brick jokes are always solid.
  4. Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s me, bricking the ice.
  5. What do bricks and jokes have in common? They both need a good set-up.

Plastering Smiles

  1. Don’t get plastered; get building.
  2. What did the wall say to the plaster? Stick with me, and we’ll go places.
  3. Plastering smiles on faces, one joke at a time.
  4. I told my wall a joke. It wasn’t very plastered.
  5. There’s a fine line between a painter and a plasterer.