40 Sparkling Cleaning Puns to Sweep You Off Your Feet

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Cleaning doesn’t have to be a chore when you can laugh your way through it. Get ready to sweep away the gloom with our list of 40 hilarious cleaning puns that will make your day sparkle.

Dust-erious Humor

  1. Dust a little bit longer, I almost see a clean surface!
  2. I told a joke about dust. It left everyone sneezing with laughter.
  3. They said you dust can’t find good help these days; then I showed up with my feather duster.
  4. I’m all about that dust, no treble.

Mop-tivating Puns

  1. Mop your worries away, it’s cleaning time!
  2. Did you hear about the mop that went viral? It just kept sweeping the nation.
  3. There’s a special place in my heart for people who mop the way I do: obsessively.
  4. I asked my mop to help clean up my life. It said, “I’m on it!”

Squeaky Clean Jokes

  1. Our cleaning crew is so good, burglars broke in and left their houses squeaky clean.
  2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down, just like my cleaning supplies.
  3. If cleanliness is next to godliness, then I’m squeaky close to heaven.
  4. Heard the one about the broom? It swept the nation with its clean humor.

Sparkle and Shine Wisecracks

  1. The star said to the sun, “I guess you could say I really sparkle and shine in my role.”
  2. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the grime. Keep it sparkling.
  3. You don’t need glitter to shine, just a really good floor polish.
  4. My cleaning philosophy? If it doesn’t sparkle, it’s not done.

Window Washing Wit

  1. I washed my windows and now I can see clearly now the grime is gone.
  2. Window cleaners are true visionaries.
  3. Dear dirty windows, I will find you, and I will clean you.
  4. My friend said they saw me in a cleaning mood, window of opportunity I guess.

Vacuum The Room For Laughter

  1. Vacuum cleaners really suck at their job, and that’s why we love them.
  2. I had a joke about vacuum cleaning, but it sucked.
  3. Have you heard about the vacuum that broke? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
  4. When my vacuum cleaner doesn’t work, it just adds to the suck-titude of cleaning.

Broom Closet Comics

  1. That awkward moment when you and another broom accidentally sweep right into each other.
  2. If you want a clean joke, just sweep it under the rug.
  3. Ever dance with a broom? It’s a sweeping romance.
  4. Brooms have it tough; they’re always getting pushed around.

Disinfect This Humor

  1. I tried disinfecting my computer but I think I just gave it a virus.
  2. You’re a germ, said no disinfectant ever.
  3. Did you know I disinfect hearts? Yeah, I clean them of any trouble.
  4. Disinfectant to the rescue, because germs are just not my type.

Laundry Day Levity

  1. Do laundry they said, it’ll be fun they said. They lied.
  2. Why did the shirt break up with the pants? It felt like their relationship was always washed up.
  3. Laundry day is the only day my socks get to go on a date.
  4. In our house, laundry symbols are more like guidelines, really.

Polishing Up The Puns

  1. Polishing the furniture really shines through as my main skill.
  2. Have you heard about the new polish that also tells jokes? It leaves your wood gleaming with laughter.
  3. I like my humor like I like my silver: polished to perfection.
  4. They told me to apply the polish in circles, but I went off on a tangent.