49 Sweet Candy Puns to Make Your Day a Treat

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Get ready to satisfy your sweet tooth with laughter because we’ve compiled a list of 49 hilarious candy puns that will make you snicker more than a Snickers bar. From chewy chuckles to sugary giggles, these puns are the perfect treat for anyone looking to add a little sweetness to their day.

Choc-olate with Laughter

  1. I choco-late to be sweet, but I just can’t help it.
  2. Whenever I’m with you, I feel like a kid in a candy store.
  3. I’m not fudging around when I say I love you.
  4. Sorry for snickering, I couldn’t help myself.
  5. Life without you is like a broken Peppermint Patty; it just doesn’t make mint.
  6. Let’s stick together like caramel on an apple.
  7. Our love is like a Hershey’s bar: sweet and shared with everyone.
  8. I’m barely functioning without my daily dose of chocolate.
  9. You’re not you when you’re hungry; have a Snickers.

Sugar-Coated Smiles

  1. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for Starbursts.
  2. This may sound corny, but you’re a-maize-ing.
  3. I love you to the Milky Way and back.
  4. I’m nuts about you, even though you’re a bit of a Snickers.
  5. Our friendship is the Riesens I smile every day.
  6. I find you very appeeling, just like a banana Laffy Taffy.
  7. Keep Sour Patch kids away; I only want sweet friends like you.
  8. You make my life pop like Pop Rocks.
  9. Are we like M&Ms? We’re better together.
  10. I can’t be sour when I’m with you.

Gumdrops of Giggles

  1. With you, I’m on a continuous roll, like Fruit Roll-Ups.
  2. Stick with me, and we’ll go places—preferably to buy more gum.
  3. You mint the world to me.
  4. I chews you to be my partner every time.
  5. You and I are mint to be together.
  6. Our love is unwrapping like a new piece of gum.
  7. You orbit my thoughts day and night.
  8. I’m bursting with love for you.
  9. Can I be the Extra to your ordinary days?
  10. We make a great pair, like Juicy Fruit.

Candy Hearts Euphoria

  1. You make my heart skittles; it’s like I’m tasting the rainbow.
  2. Are you a Cupid’s arrow? Because I’m lovestruck by you.
  3. You’re the sweetarts of my eye.
  4. Be Mine, like the candy heart says.
  5. I Smartie pants when I think about you.
  6. Our love is like a Jolly Rancher; it lasts forever.
  7. You’ve got a pizza my heart, and yes, there’s a candy for that too.
  8. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes like a gumball in a machine.
  9. I Mike and Ike you a lot.
  10. It’s nerdy, but I think you’re sweet.

Sweet Jellies Jamboree

  1. You’re the jelly to my peanut butter.
  2. Our friendship is a real lifesaver.
  3. I’d pick you every time, like my favorite jelly bean.
  4. Stick with me; we’re as perfect as peanut butter and jelly.
  5. You jell well with my soul.
  6. I’m berry lucky to have you in my life.
  7. Are you jelly of how much I love candy? Because you’re the sweetest of them all.
  8. Our bond is stronger than the gummy bears’ hold.
  9. You make my heart bounce like a gummy bear.
  10. I treasure our friendship like a rare jelly bean flavor.