Welcome to our collection of 110 hilarious bug puns that will have you buzzing with laughter. Get ready to crawl into a world filled with funny quips that are sure to be a hit with both kids and adults alike.
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Bee Witching Humor
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they beelieve in using honeycombs!
- What do you call a careful bee? A maybee.
- What’s a bee’s favorite movie? Beeauty and the Beast.
- Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
- What do bees do if they want to use public transport? Wait at the buzz stop.
- How do you throw a space party? You planet with astro-bees.
- What’s a bee’s favorite sport? Rug-bee.
- Why don’t bees ever go bald? Because they love their buzz-cuts too much!
- What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey honey, give me a kiss!”
- What’s a bee’s preferred choice of currency? Honeycombs and pollen-dollars.
Anticipating Laughter
- Why did the ant refuse to play cards? Because he had a bug in his system.
- How do ants communicate? With their antenna!
- What do you call an ant that won’t go away? Perman-ant.
- What is an ant’s favorite kind of music? Rock and ant-roll.
- Why was the ant always confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
- What do ants take when they are sick? Anti-biotics.
- Where do ants go on vacation? To Fr-antce.
- How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Tenants.
- What do you call an ant who likes to dance? An ant-ertainer.
- Why do ants never get sick? Because they have little antibodies.
Spider Sillies
- What do you call a spider that just got married? A webded bliss.
- Why was the spider a good web designer? Because he was great at website development.
- What do you call an undercover arachnid? A spy-der.
- Why don’t spiders get angry on the web? Because they’ve learned to keep their cool under the web.
- What music do spiders dance to? Webstep.
- How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
- Why was the young spider a good student? Because he was great at web-search.
- What do you call a spider with 20/20 vision? A see-der.
- Why don’t spiders like fast food? Because they prefer to catch their meals in slow web.
- What kind of doctor is a spider? A spin doctor.
Fluttering Butterfly Funnies
- What do butterflies write in their journals? Their flutter thoughts.
- How do butterflies talk to each other? They flutter-by.
- What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject? Moth-ematics!
- Why was the butterfly not invited to the dance? It was a moth ball.
- Where do butterflies keep their money? In the butter bank.
- What is a butterfly’s favorite drink? Nectar-coolaid.
- Why do butterflies always seem so happy? Because they motharize positive thinking.
- What do you call a butterfly that’s afraid to fly? A butter-flop.
- Why was the butterfly so good at reading? Because it loved book-worms.
- What do you call a fashionable butterfly? A glam-ourfly.
Cricket Chuckles
- What do crickets do for fun? They hit the cricket club!
- Why do crickets always break up with their girlfriends? Because they chirp around too much.
- How do cricket players stay in touch? They bat signals!
- What kind of music do crickets enjoy? Anything with a good chirp.
- Why did the cricket refuse to play violin? Because it didn’t want to bug the neighbors.
- What’s a cricket’s favorite type of movie? Jump scares.
- How do you know if a cricket is healthy? You check its hop-beat.
- Why was the cricket such a good comedian? Because he knew how to chirp up the audience.
- What do you call a cricket that likes to clean? A neatnik nymph.
- Why don’t crickets like snow? Because it dampens their chirpiness.
Louse-y Laughs
- Why did the louse fail the exam? Because it just nitpicked.
- What do you get when you cross a louse and a tortoise? Slow lice.
- Why don’t lice do well in sports? Because they always bug out.
- How do lice succeed in business? By keeping their clients in check.
- Why are lice such bad dancers? Because they have two left feet.
- What’s a louse’s favorite game? Hide and seek.
- Why don’t lice like fast food? Because they prefer a heady meal.
- What did the louse say to its friend? “You’re such a nitwit!”
- Why do lice always carry a comb? To keep their hair line in check.
- What’s a louse’s favorite type of music? Pop – it’s full of hits.
Caterpillar Cackles
- What do caterpillars study in school? Cocoonomics.
- Why was the caterpillar afraid of the dog? Because it was a butterfly in training.
- What do caterpillars do on New Year’s Eve? They turn over a new leaf.
- Why did the caterpillar call in sick? Because it had a case of the butterflies.
- How do caterpillars get high? They munch on leaves.
- What’s a caterpillar’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
- Why don’t caterpillars play poker? Because they’re always caught bluffing in their cocoons.
- What do you call a caterpillar who loves to bowl? A butter-roller.
- Why are caterpillars never in a hurry? Because they always have time to turn around.
- What’s a caterpillar’s favorite app? Snap-chat, for those before and after pics.
Fly Funnies
- Why did the fly never land on the computer? He was afraid of the web.
- What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
- Why do flies never go to school? Because they get swatted for buzz-turbation.
- What’s a fly’s favorite game? Buzzard.
- How do you keep a fly in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow…
- What do flies write their grocery lists on? Flypaper.
- Why was the fly a good musician? Because it knew how to buzz the bass.
- What do you call a fly that’s been hit by a car? A splatter.
- Why are flies always well informed? Because they’re on the buzz.
- How do flies fix their hair? With a honeycomb.
It’s a Bug’s Life!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sour puss.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
- Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Moth Mirth
- What did the moth say to the lantern? “You light up my life.”
- Why do moths always look so calm? Because they know how to motherate their emotions.
- What’s a moth’s favorite subject? Mothematics, especially the light equations.
- Why did the moth go to the doctor? It had a fluttering heart.
- What did one moth say to the other? “You’re really glowing tonight!”
- Why don’t moths like to play poker? Too many bluff-aloes.
- What do you call a moth that’s lost all its money? Moth-balled.
- How did the moth propose to its girlfriend? “Will you be the light of my life?”
- What’s a moth’s least favorite TV show? Burn Notice!
- Why did the moth break up with the lightbulb? It was too dim for its taste.
Beetle Banter
- Why did the beetle break up with the jukebox? It didn’t play his favorite beet.
- How do you make a beetle happy? Give it a shellter.
- What do beetles take when they are sick? Ant-ennae biotics.
- Why are beetles always on time? Because they are ticked off otherwise.
- What’s a beetle’s favorite movie? Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings.
- Why was the dung beetle always upset? Because everyone said his work stinks.
- What do you call a beetle who loves to work out? A buff bug.
- How did one beetle greet the other? “Hey buggy!”
- Why are beetles bad at sports? Because they always get squashed.
- What’s a beetle’s favorite snack? Cookies with chips.