75 Leaf-peeping Autumn Puns to Fall in Love With

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As the leaves start to turn and the air gets crisper, it’s the perfect time to fall into some laughter with some autumn-themed puns. Get ready to leaf through a collection of 75 hilarious autumn puns that are guaranteed to add some extra spice to your season.

Leaf it All Behind: Tree and Leaf Puns

  1. Leaf it to me to fall for autumn all over again.
  2. Don’t leaf me hanging when the autumn colors show.
  3. I’m falling for you harder than the autumn leaves.
  4. Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.
  5. Let’s turn over a new leaf this fall.
  6. You autumn know I love this season!
  7. I’m pumpedkin up my love for autumn!
  8. Don’t fall too hard for the charm of autumn woods.
  9. I wood never leaf you when the autumn comes.
  10. You’re unbeleafable at making every autumn special.
  11. My heart beleafs in the magic of fall.
  12. Orange you glad it’s autumn?
  13. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  14. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up, thanks to all these leaves!
  15. I’m stuck in the fall of fame.

Gourd Humor: Pumpkin and Squash Puns

  1. A gourdgeous day for a walk in the autumn leaves!
  2. Squashing all my fears and jumping into autumn!
  3. This pumpkin spice latte is squashtastic!
  4. Oh my gourd, I love fall!
  5. You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.
  6. Pumpkin around the clock tonight!
  7. Squash goals for this fall: drink more pumpkin spice lattes.
  8. You’re gourdgeously autumnal.
  9. Let’s carve out some fun this autumn.
  10. Squashing through the leaf piles.
  11. Feeling pumped for the cooler autumn weather.
  12. I’m squashingly excited for Halloween.
  13. Gourd morning, autumn lovers!
  14. Let’s get smashed—pumpkin style!
  15. That’s one spicey pumpkin latte!

Cozy Vibes: Warm & Fuzzy Puns

  1. I’m falling for this cozy weather.
  2. It’s time to wrap up in your favorite autumn scarf.
  3. Autumn is my favorite season for a latte reasons.
  4. Let’s espresso our love for pumpkin spice.
  5. Sweater weather is better together.
  6. I fall for you more and more every autumn.
  7. Feeling snug as a bug in a rug with these autumn vibes.
  8. Let’s get lit like a jack-o’-lantern.
  9. Wearing this sweater makes me feel knit together.
  10. This autumn, I’m all about those cinnamon rolls and cozy goals.
  11. Every leaf says fallow me to autumn.
  12. You’re never too old to play in the leaves or to pumpkin spice things up.
  13. I’m stewped in autumn tradition.
  14. You’re as sweet as a caramel latte on a brisk autumn morning.
  15. Chai there, do you love autumn as much as I do?

Harvest Humor: Crop and Farm Puns

  1. I’m so excited, I wheat my plants!
  2. Hay there, ready for a roll in the autumn leaves?
  3. Feeling corny, might delete later, but first, let’s visit a corn maze.
  4. It’s harvest time, and I’m ready to turnip the fun!
  5. I barley contain my excitement for autumn harvests.
  6. Let’s pick a peck of pickled pumpkins.
  7. I carrot lot about autumn festivities.
  8. This weather is cornucopia of blessings.
  9. Lettuce celebrate the harvest season!
  10. I’m baleing on summer and rolling into fall.
  11. I’m plowing through this autumn like there’s no tomorrow.
  12. Hay, did you see how beautiful the autumn harvest is?
  13. We wheat for fall all year, and now it’s here!
  14. Bean thinking about you this harvest season.
  15. Corngratulations, you’ve made it to another beautiful autumn!

Spooky Season: Halloween Puns

  1. I’m batting a thousand this Halloween.
  2. This Halloween, let’s witch things up a bit.
  3. Book your calendars, because Halloween is coming!
  4. Don’t ghost me this spooky season.
  5. Ghoul friends make the best friends.
  6. Let’s get fangcy this Halloween.
  7. Casketball is my favorite sport in October.
  8. Feel free to creep it real this Halloween.
  9. I’m here for the boos!
  10. Mummy always said to be myself, even if it’s a monster.
  11. Let’s make this Halloween unboolievable.
  12. I’m having a fangtastic Halloween.
  13. Skeletons are bad liars because they can’t hide their feelings.
  14. Witching you a happy Halloween!
  15. Howl we ever top this Halloween?