As the leaves start to turn and the air gets crisper, it’s the perfect time to fall into some laughter with some autumn-themed puns. Get ready to leaf through a collection of 75 hilarious autumn puns that are guaranteed to add some extra spice to your season.
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Leaf it All Behind: Tree and Leaf Puns
- Leaf it to me to fall for autumn all over again.
- Don’t leaf me hanging when the autumn colors show.
- I’m falling for you harder than the autumn leaves.
- Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.
- Let’s turn over a new leaf this fall.
- You autumn know I love this season!
- I’m pumpedkin up my love for autumn!
- Don’t fall too hard for the charm of autumn woods.
- I wood never leaf you when the autumn comes.
- You’re unbeleafable at making every autumn special.
- My heart beleafs in the magic of fall.
- Orange you glad it’s autumn?
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- I’ve fallen and I can’t get up, thanks to all these leaves!
- I’m stuck in the fall of fame.
Gourd Humor: Pumpkin and Squash Puns
- A gourdgeous day for a walk in the autumn leaves!
- Squashing all my fears and jumping into autumn!
- This pumpkin spice latte is squashtastic!
- Oh my gourd, I love fall!
- You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.
- Pumpkin around the clock tonight!
- Squash goals for this fall: drink more pumpkin spice lattes.
- You’re gourdgeously autumnal.
- Let’s carve out some fun this autumn.
- Squashing through the leaf piles.
- Feeling pumped for the cooler autumn weather.
- I’m squashingly excited for Halloween.
- Gourd morning, autumn lovers!
- Let’s get smashed—pumpkin style!
- That’s one spicey pumpkin latte!
Cozy Vibes: Warm & Fuzzy Puns
- I’m falling for this cozy weather.
- It’s time to wrap up in your favorite autumn scarf.
- Autumn is my favorite season for a latte reasons.
- Let’s espresso our love for pumpkin spice.
- Sweater weather is better together.
- I fall for you more and more every autumn.
- Feeling snug as a bug in a rug with these autumn vibes.
- Let’s get lit like a jack-o’-lantern.
- Wearing this sweater makes me feel knit together.
- This autumn, I’m all about those cinnamon rolls and cozy goals.
- Every leaf says fallow me to autumn.
- You’re never too old to play in the leaves or to pumpkin spice things up.
- I’m stewped in autumn tradition.
- You’re as sweet as a caramel latte on a brisk autumn morning.
- Chai there, do you love autumn as much as I do?
Harvest Humor: Crop and Farm Puns
- I’m so excited, I wheat my plants!
- Hay there, ready for a roll in the autumn leaves?
- Feeling corny, might delete later, but first, let’s visit a corn maze.
- It’s harvest time, and I’m ready to turnip the fun!
- I barley contain my excitement for autumn harvests.
- Let’s pick a peck of pickled pumpkins.
- I carrot lot about autumn festivities.
- This weather is cornucopia of blessings.
- Lettuce celebrate the harvest season!
- I’m baleing on summer and rolling into fall.
- I’m plowing through this autumn like there’s no tomorrow.
- Hay, did you see how beautiful the autumn harvest is?
- We wheat for fall all year, and now it’s here!
- Bean thinking about you this harvest season.
- Corngratulations, you’ve made it to another beautiful autumn!
Spooky Season: Halloween Puns
- I’m batting a thousand this Halloween.
- This Halloween, let’s witch things up a bit.
- Book your calendars, because Halloween is coming!
- Don’t ghost me this spooky season.
- Ghoul friends make the best friends.
- Let’s get fangcy this Halloween.
- Casketball is my favorite sport in October.
- Feel free to creep it real this Halloween.
- I’m here for the boos!
- Mummy always said to be myself, even if it’s a monster.
- Let’s make this Halloween unboolievable.
- I’m having a fangtastic Halloween.
- Skeletons are bad liars because they can’t hide their feelings.
- Witching you a happy Halloween!
- Howl we ever top this Halloween?