50 Juicy Apple Puns to Keep the Doctor Away

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Get ready to take a juicy bite out of humor with our collection of 50 hilarious apple puns that are sure to keep the doctor away with laughter. From the orchard to your screen, these puns are a-peeling to everyone who loves a good giggle!

Appetizing Apple Puns

  1. Core blimey, you’re the apple of my eye!
  2. I’m feeling peely great today!
  3. This might sound seedy, but I love you to the core.
  4. Let’s turnover a new leaf together.
  5. I’m red-y for anything with you by my side.
  6. You’re a-peel-ing to me in every way.
  7. Don’t go barking up the wrong tree.
  8. I find your lack of skin in the game disturbing.
  9. Stem the tide of doubt and believe in yourself.
  10. Life without you is like an apple without its core.

Coredial Puns for Friends

  1. You’re the apple of my eye.
  2. Let’s branch out and try something new.
  3. Our friendship is as solid as an apple tree.
  4. You’ve got a peeling personality.
  5. Hang on to your core, things will get better.
  6. Good friends are hard to find and impossible to forget, like a good apple.
  7. We make a great pair, even if one of us is an apple.
  8. You seedy what I did there?
  9. Thanks for always stemming by my side.
  10. Our friendship is ripe for the picking.

Seedy Jokes

  1. I told an apple joke, but it was pithy.
  2. I’m feeling grape, but I could be feeling apple.
  3. Why did the apple stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
  4. You’re the zest friend anyone could ask for.
  5. I peel so happy when I’m with you.
  6. Let’s squash the beef and make up.
  7. I’m not plum-tuckered out yet!
  8. Berry me in your love.
  9. Fruit-lessly trying to think of more puns.
  10. Making apple puns on core-dination.

Apple a Day Keeps the Doctors Away Puns

  1. An apple a day keeps the boredom away.
  2. Doctors are great, but apples are core-dially better for a quick snack.
  3. I have an apple a day, and now the doctor wants to be my friend too.
  4. Apples are health some good fun.
  5. I told my doctor about the apple a day; now he thinks I’m peachy.
  6. Orange you glad I didn’t say apple again?
  7. Keep the doctor away, but if they’re cute, forget the fruit.
  8. An apple a day is less expensive than a doctor’s fee.
  9. I tried an apple a day, but now I need a banana for scale.
  10. Apples aren’t just healthy; they’re awesome to the core.

Orchard-inary Apple Puns

  1. Let’s get to the core of the problem.
  2. This apple is so good it’s un-peel-ievable.
  3. You’re the pick of the orchard.
  4. That joke was tree-mendous.
  5. Welcome to the apple orchard, let’s branch out.
  6. Stem a little love in your heart.
  7. We’re two peels in a pod.
  8. I twigged to what you said right away.
  9. Let’s go on an adventure, it will be tree-rific.
  10. I leaf every time I see you because you’re so sweet.