Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of 30 hilarious alpaca puns that are sure to bring a smile to your face. These playful and clever jokes are the perfect way to lighten up your day with some fluffy humor.
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Alpaca your bags!
- Alpaca my bags for our next adventure, no prob-llama!
- Where are we going? No worries, I’ll alpaca destination surprise.
- Don’t forget to alpaca some snacks for the road!
- Alpaca your wounds with love and care.
- Let’s alpaca the night with unforgettable memories.
Llama-zing Love-life
- You and me, it’s a match made in llama heaven.
- I’ve llama-ways loved you, from the very first day.
- Our love is as deep as the wool on an alpaca.
- Let’s make beautiful baa-bies together.
- Llama be your forever plus one.
Furry and Fullama-sly Funny
- This llama doesn’t spit facts, just puns.
- Alpaca the humor, you bring the laughter.
- Wanna hang out? I’m a pretty llama-zing friend.
- Keep calm and llama on.
- My jokes are llama-tabulously funny, I promise.
Ewe Can’t Be Serious!
- No kidding, that’s the best joke I’ve heard all day!
- Wool you believe I came up with that pun on the spot?
- I’m not kidding you, that’s an actual fact!
- Seriously, ewe can’t be that gullible.
- Wool I lie to you? Never!
Alpaca-lypse Now
- When the world ends, I hope I have my alpacalypse survival kit ready.
- In case of an alpacalypse, please stay calm and hug an alpaca.
- Alpaca my shield, the alpacalypse is here!
- The only thing I fear is an alpacalypse without you.
- Llamageddon is near, stay close to your alpacas.
No Prollama
- Got a problem? I’ve got no prollama with that!
- Solving this issue is no prollama for someone like me.
- Don’t worry, be llama, we got this!
- Life’s complex, but thankfully, I’m no prollama.
- In the face of adversity, remain as calm as a llama.