50 Out-of-This-World Alien Puns to Tickle Your Funny Antennae

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Get ready to embark on an intergalactic journey of laughter with our collection of 50 hilarious alien puns. These pun-tastic jokes are out of this world and guaranteed to bring smiles across the galaxy!

Out of This World Humor

  1. Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste a little funny.
  2. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
  3. What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar.
  4. Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? He needed more space.
  5. How do you throw a space party? You planet early.
  6. What do aliens say to greet each other? “Long time no see!”
  7. What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ail-ien.
  8. Why don’t aliens get into fights? Because they believe in UFO (unidentified flying outreach).
  9. How do aliens keep their pants up? With asteroid belts.
  10. Why did the Sun go to school? To get a little brighter.

Starry Pun-der

  1. What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien.
  2. Why are aliens never hungry after dinner? Because they had a light year snack.
  3. Where do aliens park their spaceships? At a parking meteor.
  4. Why was the math book sad at the aliens’ party? Because it had too many problems.
  5. Why don’t aliens eat chips? Because they’re afraid of the dipper.
  6. How do aliens keep their secrets? In a black hole.
  7. What’s an alien’s favorite kind of music? Neptunes.
  8. What did the alien say at the cafe? “I’ll have the Milky Way, please.
  9. Why did the alien go to school? To learn about human alienation.
  10. How do aliens get to school? On a rocketship bus.

GalactiLols

  1. Why did the alien visit the therapist? To discuss his space issues.
  2. What do you call an alien who steals? A crook-nik.
  3. Where do aliens store their food? In the fridge-ufo.
  4. Why do aliens not like rainy days? Because it’s bad for their atmos-fear.
  5. How did the alien get its baby to sleep? It rocketed.
  6. What do you call an alien in a vest? An investi-gator.
  7. What type of currency do aliens use? Starbucks.
  8. Why don’t aliens like fast food? It’s not as good as light speed.
  9. Why did the alien refuse the dessert? It was too out of this world.
  10. How do aliens stop a video? They hit the paws button.

Extra-Terrepun-strial

  1. Why do aliens not like crowds? Too many close encounters.
  2. What’s an alien’s favorite candy? Mars bars.
  3. Why was the alien report card so confusing? Too many UFOs.
  4. How do aliens prefer their steaks? Meteor-rare.
  5. What do you call an alien magician? A magi-cian from Mars.
  6. Why was the alien so clean? It took too many showers of meteors.
  7. Why do aliens go to school? To improve their UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objectives).
  8. What’s an alien’s favorite sport? Cosmic bowling.
  9. Why did the alien sit on the toaster? He wanted a warm seat.
  10. What do aliens drink at parties? Cosmo-politans.

Space-tacular Jokes

  1. How do you know if an alien likes you? It gives you a space on its mothership.
  2. Why are aliens such good readers? They can zoom through pages at light speed.
  3. What’s an alien’s favorite board game? Cosmic Encounter.
  4. Why did the alien cross the solar system? To get to the other side.
  5. How do aliens cut their pizza? With laser beams.
  6. Why was the alien book so popular? It had a universal theme.
  7. What do you call an alien who’s a leader? An extraterre-starial.
  8. Why do aliens like to swim? To feel weightless.
  9. What is an alien’s favorite place on earth? The Milky Way.
  10. Why did the alien go to the doctor? For a space check-up.