50 High-Flying Airplane Puns to Keep Your Spirits Sky-High

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Get ready to fasten your seatbelts and soar into the world of laughter with our collection of 50 hilariously sky-high airplane puns. From pilot puns that’ll make you want to take flight to cabin crew quips that are just plane funny, we’ve got everything to keep your spirits up in the air.

Turbu-lence Laughs

  1. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a plane? Because your words might take off.
  2. I wanted to be a pilot, but I never had the altitude.
  3. Why do we love flying? Because it’s the only time we feel plane awesome.
  4. How do you know if a pilot is at your party? Don’t worry, they’ll glide into the conversation.
  5. Flying is not for everyone, it can be quite overwhelming.
  6. Airplane jokes are taking off; I hope yours will land well.
  7. Jet lag is the price we pay for traveling the world.
  8. Why was the airplane so cold? It left its windows open.
  9. Pilots are always calm because they know how to wing it.
  10. The best way to fly is to jet-set-go.

Flight-ful Humor

  1. Planes could never be comedians; their jokes always go overhead.
  2. I don’t understand why airports have terminal buildings. Isn’t that a bit negative?
  3. My friend’s career as a pilot didn’t take off. Turns out, he had a fear of heights.
  4. Do pilots prefer long relationships? No, they just like something with no baggage.
  5. What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? A receding airline.
  6. Why was the student pilot feeling blue? He was always being taken for a ride.
  7. After my trip, I’ve decided I’m winging my next presentation.
  8. I dropped my phone from an airplane. It’s a terminal velocity now.
  9. Why do airlines never play cards? Too many jokers flying about.
  10. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of bagel? Plane.

Cloud Nine Giggles

  1. Why are flights so accelerating? They really put your life on the runway.
  2. If you’re flying over Nashville, you’re music to the skies.
  3. What do you tell a scared flyer? Just wing it!
  4. Learning to fly can be hard; sometimes you just have to propeller yourself forward.
  5. What’s a pilot’s favorite movie genre? Jet-fi.
  6. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Too much cargo.
  7. How does a lawyer say goodbye at the airport? I’ll suen see you.
  8. Why was the belt arrested at the airport? For holding up a pair of pants and suspected ties.
  9. What did the airline say to the doubtful customer? Our flights are plane-ly the best.
  10. How do you know if a pilot is well-educated? They excel in high school.

Winging It With Words

  1. Why was the airplane so tired? Because it had a long flight.
  2. How do you apologize to a pilot? Take a terminal approach to say sorry.
  3. Why was the flight delayed? The pilot needed a brake.
  4. Airline food is never good; it’s always a tray of disappointment.
  5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Too two-tired from the cargo hold.
  6. What kind of chocolate do pilots like? Plane.
  7. Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? They always takeoff where they left.
  8. Why did the scarecrow become a pilot? He was outstanding in his field.
  9. When I saw my luggage come out first, I knew it was a banner day.
  10. Piloting is so demanding because it’s always up in the air.

Altitude Adjustments

  1. Why did the tomato turn red on the airplane? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  2. What do you call a group of musical pilots? An air band.
  3. Why do pilots like puns? They have a elevated sense of humor.
  4. What do you call a flying primate? A hot air baboon.
  5. Why did the plane get in trouble at school? It was always flying below radar.
  6. If someone doesn’t like flying, do they have a terminal condition?
  7. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of magic? Illusion of flight.
  8. Why was the airplane always invited to games? It was great at spinning tails.
  9. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
  10. Why did the spy fly commercial? He liked to stay under the radar.